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"our steaks are aged for 33 years and then crucified and placed into a stone crypt only to rise for your dining pleasure three days later!" *scene cuts to a sous chef dressed in ancient roman garb poking a hanging steak with a spear, then to several cooks carefully placing the steak into a stone crypt and closing it in with a large boulder* "so come on down to jesus' steak house near exit 13 off interstate 93 and you'll agree... christ these are great steaks!"
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alnilam posted:let he who is without ribs chew the first bone
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if you quietly trace the form of a fish on the floor with your toe while giving your order to your waiter you get 50% off your meal
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