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Android Blues

i peeked in the kitchen once and he was running some kind of walk-in clinic for lepers right out of there. please don't eat here

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Android Blues

tried to trade chef tips with this guy - got talking about pork loin in a fig reduction - he turned red and started cursing stuff around him "unto the fifth generation". typical diva chef

Android Blues

do NOT try to pay for your meal with pieces of silver. owner won't see the funny side

Android Blues

they have one of those extreme food challenges on the menu except to win the free meal you have to fast for 40 days inside the restaurant with a guy dressed like satan waving various appetisers and buffet items in front of your nose

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