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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > Hardcore Henry: Less talk, more action!
 
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Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

MorgaineDax posted:

Two minor things I can think of for the gay jokes:

1) Someone yells "That's the gayest jacket I've seen in my life." The jacket was very sparkly.

2) There's a part where a leader of a bunch of guys says something like. "You should see what we get up to when we're alone." Then a musical starts playing, a guy in a top hat comes out, and there's a song and dance skit with multiple guys taking part. In a later scene one of the guys who was dancing says "I know some people have certain ideas about people who like musicals, but I'm as straight as an arrow."

They all came from the exact same kinda sleazy character so there's that, too.

effectual posted:

This movie was an awesome experience, but there were only a few other people in the theater at 3pm on a friday. :ohdear:

Also the movie was a little too realistic, when I got back to my car it had been broken into. :smith:

Upside: I got to see it DEAD CENTER, perfect.

Downside: Movie is gonna tank hard because of critic snobbery.

The whole plot was ridiculous, but EVERYTHING was ridiculous. The way I'm explaining to friends is "This movie could co-exist in the Blood Dragon universe." And it really could.

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Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I haven't been this sad to see a movie bomb this hard since Dredd.

CelticPredator posted:

Yeah. It's definitely Sentient Russian Dash Cam the Motion Picture. Which is what I loved about it. However, I still think the "storyline" is taking the piss out of poo poo video game stories being mostly the same one note generic premise. That and the respawning Sharlto Coplay companion.

He was literally an NPC quest giver, which was amazing.

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