Terrible things you wish were good

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Terrible things you wish were good

blunt for century: Jul 4, 2008; I've got a bone to pick.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Hooters.

When I first visited America, I really wanted to go to a Hooters because BOOBS! etc. (I was in my early 20s. Don't judge me.) I was expecting a fun and raunchy and silly good time among waitresses with big boobs.

What I got was watered down poo poo beer and overpriced wings among incredibly stupid, underpaid, obsequious, waitresses with big boobs who hate their jobs and plaster on a forced smile. It was not fun.

Hooters is a trash restaurant that's basically a diet strip club

"but their wings are real good!" some simple minded folk object

Except the wings are not good.

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