the cute latina female was working at the taqueria tonight

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Ein cooler Typ: by FactsAreUseless

I think she was flirting with me

She called me "sweetie" and she was very generous with my portion of chips

Next time I'm gonna ask her out. Would it be racist to invite her out for Mexican food?

# ? Mar 23, 2016 00:46

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 05:00

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

You should take her for American food all like "you can speak American good and I noticed" make sure to leave good tips and maybe notes.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 01:26

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

when you talk to her make sure you speak slowly and very loud

# ? Mar 23, 2016 01:36

MrWillsauce

tell her you think she's "quapo caliente"

# ? Mar 23, 2016 02:19

FreshCutFries

*tips sombrero*
m'senorita

# ? Mar 23, 2016 02:19

the unabonger

show her this weird thread

# ? Mar 23, 2016 02:21

smoobles

take her to a donald trump rally and propose

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# ? Mar 23, 2016 02:23

MrWillsauce

it's more romantic to propose in the spot that they met imo

# ? Mar 23, 2016 02:24

Ein cooler Typ: by FactsAreUseless

i flunked out posted:

show her this weird thread

is it too soon in our relationship to spend :tenbux: to get her a forums account

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# ? Mar 23, 2016 02:45

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Do what my friend did once, tell her you thinks she is cute and give her your number.

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# ? Mar 23, 2016 02:46

deep dish peat moss

Ein cooler Typ posted:

is it too soon in our relationship to spend :tenbux: to get her a forums account

If you can spend a few bucks on her taco I think you can get her a forums account.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 02:48

deep dish peat moss

Ein cooler Typ, I will buy this young lady a forums account if you ask her out for a night of posting on BYOB with us.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 02:49

Piso Mojado

Thingyman posted:

*tips sombrero*
m'senorita

# ? Mar 23, 2016 02:52

deep dish peat moss

Thingyman posted:

*tips sombrero*
m'senorita

# ? Mar 23, 2016 02:56

google THIS

tell her she has a face como un burro

# ? Mar 23, 2016 17:03

alnilam

Thingyman posted:

*tips sombrero*
m'senorita

# ? Mar 23, 2016 17:45

MrWillsauce

look her dead in the eye and shove a taco in your mouth. Don't break eye contact. Maintain total confidence. Females can smell fear.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 18:25

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ask if you can have taco at her place op

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# ? Mar 23, 2016 19:19

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

I think some people in this thread ave never been in love, or even gotten extra chips.
I'm happy for you OP

# ? Mar 23, 2016 19:38

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

one time a woman at a hotdog stand refused to give me a diet coke because i "wasn't fat" and didn't need one and then i explained that i was a diabetic so she got embarrassed and gave me a diet coke. sometimes i think that if i hadn't opened my stupid diabeetus mouth we could have found love and gotten married and had 7 children and several dogs.

:smith:

# ? Mar 23, 2016 19:47

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Luvcow posted:

one time a woman at a hotdog stand refused to give me a diet coke because i "wasn't fat" and didn't need one and then i explained that i was a diabetic so she got embarrassed and gave me a diet coke. sometimes i think that if i hadn't opened my stupid diabeetus mouth we could have found love and gotten married and had 7 children and several dogs.

did you try a missed connections ad?

# ? Mar 23, 2016 19:49

MrWillsauce

there are plenty of hotdog stands in the sea, my friend

# ? Mar 23, 2016 19:51

MrWillsauce

there are plenty of hotdog stands in the sea, my friend

# ? Mar 23, 2016 19:51

FutonForensic

you don't want to mess around with those hotdog girls, Luv. i think you will find that they simply don't cut the mustard, or any other condiment for that matter

# ? Mar 23, 2016 19:51

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

ChairmanMeow posted:

did you try a missed connections ad?

will do and then will report back with results

# ? Mar 23, 2016 19:52

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

..... also nice humble brag that you are attractive to food stand girls and not fat.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 19:59

MrWillsauce

sometimes I dream of pretty girls telling me I'm not fat so I can awkwardly mumble at them and walk away :allears:

maybe some day...

# ? Mar 23, 2016 20:03

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

ChairmanMeow posted:

..... also nice humble brag that you are attractive to food stand girls and not fat.

yeah i really get around in the food stand community, i can't even go the market anymore

# ? Mar 23, 2016 20:04

FutonForensic

luvcow stands in the center of the food truck setup, his arms outstretched. "ladies, i am here and i am ready. do your worst"

hot dogs and fish tacos fall to the ground as a greasy, lusty mob descends on the not-fat diabetic. he is torn to shreds

# ? Mar 23, 2016 20:20

MrWillsauce

that's how I wanna go

# ? Mar 23, 2016 20:21

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

I tried to upgrade to a women who work in sit down restaurants but i was way out of my league

# ? Mar 23, 2016 20:23

Robot Made of Meat

That explains all of the Taco Bell you've been eating lately.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Mar 23, 2016 20:34

deep dish peat moss

One time I told byob I would never date because my idea of a good night was riding the train to a weird part of the city and then walking around for hours smoking cigarettes. Someone told me one day I would meet a girl who also wanted to do that and now it finally happened. Our first date is going to be riding the train to the end of the line then going for a long walk and chainsmoking until we find a cheap taco stand to eat at.

# ? Mar 23, 2016 20:43

December Octopodes: Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

google THIS posted:

tell her she has a face como un burro

or una perra grande

# ? Mar 23, 2016 20:48

World Kraid Center

what's good byob ayyy you do you bro you do you bros

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# ? Mar 24, 2016 01:45

tao of lmao

ChairmanMeow posted:

did you try a missed connections ad?

You were the hottie with the hair net and the barely noticeable accent. I was the 25 dollar order for one. Wanted to ask you out but hey that gordita wasn't going to eat itself.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 04:09

alnilam

tao of lmao posted:

You were the hottie with the hair net and the barely noticeable accent. I was the 25 dollar order for one. Wanted to ask you out but hey that gordita wasn't going to eat itself.

food stand girls respect a man who respects the meal

at least that's what i read in "kruisin the kiosks: 20 foolproof strategies to pick up babes at food stands, lunch vans, and small cafés"

# ? Mar 24, 2016 12:22