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Tucked-In T-Shirt posted:he can take her to the atm machine and remark how much better the td bank gui interface is than the bank of america one. "The GUI interface on the PIN number entry screen is way better on this ATM machine" |
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alnilam posted:"The GUI interface on the PIN number entry screen is way better on this ATM machine" "don't you agree, my latina female friend?" |
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asked the fat goon to his computer screen |
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I'm really in love with a latina female woman (she has two X chromosomes, uterus, etc). this female lady works at a taquiera that serves non-vegetarian meat and vegetable lettuce tacos. did I mention she (the latina girl, that is) is a woman? |
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and before any of you trolls respond with "what's HIS name hurr hurr" I'm just going cut you off by saying HE is actually a SHE, a Latina she...and HER name is Doug, thank you very much. |
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hmm, yea ok i see your point piso, but uh like, what is his name
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Tuck her in one night, reaaally snugly, and say "you made me a burrito, now I'm making you one too." (like a burrito with the sheets/blanket/comforter whatevger the gently caress, and she's the burrito) it'd be very romantic, she'd really dig thag (again she is the burrito METAPHORICALLY wrapped up, you do not have to make w real burrito for this to work) (this can also work if u cuddle her very tightly w/ you as the tortilla and she's the inside stuff)
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and if you want to make it weird and sexual you can say "i always did like my burritos hot" or "wow you really are a delicious burrito" (in reference to her as described in my previous post this is not about a sexual burrito please don't talk to your burritos like this)
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this curvy (in a good way) girl lady woman person at the taqueria, who is totally Latina or possibly Italian? anyway, I think she flirts with me at the drivethrough window and yesterday she gave me a large baja blast even though I only ordered a medium. should I ask her out, and would it be untoward for me to take her to burger king? I don't know if that would violate her employee contract or whatever |
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luca and chill?
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google THIS posted:this curvy (in a good way) girl lady woman person at the taqueria, who is totally Latina or possibly Italian? anyway, I think she flirts with me at the drivethrough window and yesterday she gave me a large baja blast even though I only ordered a medium. should I ask her out, and would it be untoward for me to take her to burger king? I don't know if that would violate her employee contract or whatever |
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google THIS posted:this curvy (in a good way) girl lady woman person at the taqueria, who is totally Latina or possibly Italian? anyway, I think she flirts with me at the drivethrough window and yesterday she gave me a large baja blast even though I only ordered a medium. should I ask her out, and would it be untoward for me to take her to burger king? I don't know if that would violate her employee contract or whatever
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If I was a cute latina woman working at a taqueria I would totally flirt with you but I dunno if it would be genuine. I ask myself that question every night.
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she assembled my tacos tonight but she wasn't working the register/chips so I got a small portion of chips from the lame guy working there tonight I ordered jalapenos (fresh not pickled) on my tacos to impress her 
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Mar 25, 2016 03:22
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could you sketch us a picture so we could know what she looks like?
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you should swipe the work schedule from the kitchen and start going to the taqueria only when she's working and not waste your time
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i already eat tacos for dinner p much every night so it's not wasting my time next time I see her I'll ask her if I can take a picture of her to show to my internet friends ---------------- |
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Mar 25, 2016 03:52
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no a sketch is better, its from the soul
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do both. Show her the sketch too. And show her pictures of us so it's not weird.
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byob project: post pics of selves so guy can show to latina female girl woman human so that it's not weird |
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Mar 25, 2016 03:57
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I can't draw
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this is me chilling and just reading the forums, taken just now from my computer camera: if you describe her maybe we can police artist sketch her
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I wish I had a CSI computer so I could say enhance and it could zoom in on your eyeball so I could see byob reflected in your eyes
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can we get an update, Ein? Are you married yet? Did the taqueria cater the wedding?
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This thread is funny. You guys are funny. what you should really do is tell her to call you papi |
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got a chicken quesedilla tonight the girl wasn't working the guy there barely gave me any chips. he's not one of the "cool" employees this really f-cks up my night a lot of my mental well-being is dependent on eating chips ---------------- |
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maybe you should ask for extra chips next time
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Ein cooler Typ posted:got a chicken quesedilla tonight  springs here
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maybe you can build up your social skills by first asking for more chips, and after you've managed that a few times you can move on to the girl
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sounds like you need to start with the chips and work your way up e: MrWillsauce posted:maybe you can build up your social skills by first asking for more chips, and after you've managed that a few times you can move on to the girl lol |
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the point is, we believe in you
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you can always bring a wingman with you to help you get the chips if you're not confident going solo |
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go and get that HB10 (Hot Basket with 10 extra chips) |
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try negging the guy until he gives you the chips
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maybe you should actually try picking up the girl first, and then once you get to know her you can use her as your wingman
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maybe once I get to know her (if you know what I mean) I can ask her for the recipe to chips
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no, what do you mean
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