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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Ein cooler Typ posted:

i don't have any irl friends

will you come with me?

I'll go, i love tacos

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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
look there is nothing special about getting extra chips if you have to ask for extra chips.

just try harder to learn her schedule so you aren't wasting all this money going in when she isn't working. For a pick me up go to 5 guys burger and fries, there's a good chance you will get extra fries, i mean it's kinda cheating but it's still a little thrill.

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
you can practice the extra chips at chipotle

Ein cooler Typ

by FactsAreUseless
When 5 guys first opened here you could order fries and they'd practically fill the entire bag with fries.

Now my local franchise just fills up the cup with fries and gives you a reasonable portion. Thanks management -_-

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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Ein cooler Typ posted:

When 5 guys first opened here you could order fries and they'd practically fill the entire bag with fries.

Now my local franchise just fills up the cup with fries and gives you a reasonable portion. Thanks management -_-

have you changed your hair? Gained weight?

MrWillsauce

yeah you might get extra fries but an order of fries is like ten dollars. gently caress five guys they should call it Five Highway Robbers imo



lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

MrWillsauce posted:

yeah you might get extra fries but an order of fries is like ten dollars. gently caress five guys they should call it Five Highway Robbers imo

lol

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
Welcome to five highway robbers, have a loving peanut

Robot Made of Meat

lmbo calrissian posted:

Welcome to five highway robbers, have a loving peanut


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

GotDonuts

Karbohydrate Kitteh
Tell her you wanna see her chocha gorda

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

you're a long loving way from ddestroying any nachos, my boii

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Ein cooler Typ posted:

When 5 guys first opened here you could order fries and they'd practically fill the entire bag with fries.

Now my local franchise just fills up the cup with fries and gives you a reasonable portion. Thanks management -_-

ask them to fill the remaining space in the fry bag with chips you dingus. you can do it, be brave dammit

Ein cooler Typ

by FactsAreUseless
chicken quesedillia for dinner tonight

I got a nice portion of chips tonight but I was still too nervous to flirt with her


gonna be a good night tho

getting drunk watching the Cubs and eating chips and salsa

living the dream

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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
you didn't flirt and guess what?

she's my girl now!
I break your tables like she breaks your heart

MrWillsauce

why would you twist the knife right when he's living the dream? you monster



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by FactsAreUseless
story of my life

ill have to find a new taco place now

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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

MrWillsauce posted:

why would you twist the knife right when he's living the dream? you monster

jealousy

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
theo epstein is a magical little man

MrWillsauce

you two should go order the same thing on the same night and see who gets the more chips. May the best man win.



ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
what if we just get one big basket? do we have to move to utah for a reverse big love marriage?

MrWillsauce

yeah you have to move to Utah



google THIS

show her this thread op :nws: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3771086

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by FactsAreUseless
Bad idea

IME females think you're "creepy" if you watch pornography

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lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

lol the american ninja video

Ein cooler Typ

by FactsAreUseless
The past several times I've gone I've gotten a quesedillia

tonight I decided to switch it up and just get regular tacos

I told the guy I wanted tacos and he said "why you changing your order?"

he was just making friendly small talk. I didn't know what to say. I can't handle friendly small talk because I'm mentally ill.

tough night



but I did get a lot of chips and the girl said "here you go sweetie" at the register when she handed me my order :)


I had a lot of trouble at the salsa bar tonight. They have those tiny cups and lids for takeaway salsa and i couldn't get those tiny lids on. Half of them weren't working and I had to keep trying other lids. Plastic pieces of junk


I got a cherry coke too

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
we are rooting for you

MrWillsauce

maybe start eating at a different taqueria. This will make the latina female jealous and she will pursue you. Women like it when you play hard to get



Ein cooler Typ

by FactsAreUseless
but how do I make sure she knows I'm eating at a different taqueria

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google THIS

"Nah, I don't even want chips!" imagine the mindfuck

MrWillsauce

if it's really meant to be, she'll know



Luvcow

One day nearer spring
maybe some medals, just casually worn on your shirt, like a purple heart or bronze star

MrWillsauce

dude I bet if you had a medal of honor you'd get, like, so much rear end. Makes you wonder why old Barry O doesn't give it to himself



Ein cooler Typ

by FactsAreUseless
he's married

he can get sex whenever he wants

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FutonForensic

"hey babe, check out my PS2 copy of Medal of Honor"


Luvcow

One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

"hey babe, check out my PS2 copy of Medal of Honor"

FutonForensic

"mamacita, come close" *whispers* "88 on metacritic"


MrWillsauce

lol barry should give someone a copy of that xbox game the next time he awards the medal of honor. What are they gonna do, impeach him? He's already on his way out. Dude I would get up to such presidential hijinks if I was him



Robot Made of Meat

I wish I had a taqueria to go to which had a cute latino male who gave me chips in any quantity. :(


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I told the guy I wanted tacos and he said "why you changing your order?"

he was just making friendly small talk. I didn't know what to say. I can't handle friendly small talk because I'm mentally ill.

tough night

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MrWillsauce

FutonForensic posted:

"mamacita, come close" *whispers* "88 on metacritic"

oh yeah I thought this was funny, for the record



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