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I have one wisdom tooth and I give it extra attention when brushing and flossing
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good news though you have other upscale taco options coming in the near future http://wtop.com/money/2016/05/taco-bell-rolls-out-upscale-look/
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May 19, 2016 03:01
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what is the key to dating and marrying females, I wonder
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May 19, 2016 03:06
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:what is the key to dating and marrying females, I wonder I think it is a really classy hat
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May 19, 2016 03:09
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:what is the key to dating and marrying females, I wonder The key is about 3 feet long, and menaces with spirals. It is made of black amber. It is warm to the touch. Your money melts in your pockets while holding it.
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May 23, 2016 12:24
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those menacing spirals.... |
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May 23, 2016 12:56
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thats so beautiful |
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May 23, 2016 17:25
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http://hasecttalkedtothecutelatinafemaleyet.com
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May 24, 2016 01:52
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May 24, 2016 18:27
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May 24, 2016 18:41
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write your phone number on a banana and give it to her
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May 25, 2016 18:30
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maybe a plantain would work better I don't know
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May 26, 2016 03:11
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a plantain with a tiny mustache and tiny sombrero?
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May 26, 2016 03:15
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for real though if you do like her just try talking to her about stuff you like that's easily accessible. Talk about marvel or something. Then, after like a few days of doing this, you may well discover your confidence will get good enough with her for you to just ask her out. Go to the botanical gardens and take lsd and wear sunscreen, and drink water.
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May 26, 2016 09:16
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what's the proper procedure for talking to cashiers you don't really have time to woo them at their job because they are busy ringing you up and I don't want to hold up the line and if you wait for her in the parking lot that looks really creepy ---------------- |
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May 26, 2016 13:15
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Ein cooler Typ posted:what's the proper procedure for talking to cashiers Try to go at a quieter time and strike up some conversation while you're packing your stuff. |
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May 26, 2016 13:25
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Jun 7, 2016 04:15
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she really is a funny girl that Shelle
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Jun 7, 2016 04:52
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here, il'l even give you some good converstation topics: 1: byob 2: the heart attack you had |
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Jun 7, 2016 21:49
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yeah waiting in the parking lot is creepy. try the bathroom
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Jun 7, 2016 21:55
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Jun 7, 2016 22:05
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I'm starting to worry that this story doesn't have a happy ending. |
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Jun 8, 2016 17:49
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I'm eating a chicken quesedilla for lunch today that's three times in a row I've gone and Maria hasn't been there I asked the other guy for extra chips and he scooped some more in my bag for me. Maybe I don't need Maria after all. Traffic was real bad today must have been lunch rush and it's hard to get out of the taqueria parking lot at the best of times. A nice guy on a motorcycle stopped and let me out. I always thought motorcycle riders were assholes but this guy seemed ok. ---------------- |
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Jun 9, 2016 18:30
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dangit i spilled chicken on my clean white shirt this is why i'm not supposed to eat at the computer desk ---------------- |
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Jun 9, 2016 18:31
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this is why you're not supposed to eat at the computer desk with a shirt on
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lesson learned im eating at my desk shirtless rn ---------------- |
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Jun 10, 2016 04:53
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i look at the man eating nachos alone and shirtless at the taqueria, and i think, "this is a man of power"
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Jun 10, 2016 06:31
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he pulls me close; i feel an immediate bond between us. not a bond formed of any passion, but of the layer of Velveeta coating his chest
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Jun 10, 2016 06:34
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do they have apple soda |
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Jun 10, 2016 07:13
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FutonForensic posted:i look at the man eating nachos alone and shirtless at the taqueria, and i think, "this is a man of power" FutonForensic posted:he pulls me close; i feel an immediate bond between us. not a bond formed of any passion, but of the layer of Velveeta coating his chest
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Jun 10, 2016 12:53
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there's a new girl working cashier tonight. she's white she put all my extra chips on top of my tacos in the same bag. now I can't get to my tacos without eating a lot of chips or taking them out of the bag (and then where will I put them?) I like to eat my tacos first then my chips Maria always gives me my chips in a separate bag so this poo poo doesn't happen amateur night ---------------- |
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Jun 17, 2016 01:51
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have you considered applying for a job at the taqueria so you can spend more time with maria and get free tacos?
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Jun 17, 2016 03:25
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what if she has a rule not to date her coworkers
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Jun 17, 2016 03:58
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Buy the taqueria |
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Jun 17, 2016 04:01
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Ein cooler Typ posted:what if she has a rule not to date her coworkers I can assure you that this it almost certainly the least of your worries.
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I was born without wisdom teeth. I'll never know what its like for a non-mutant to have the human experience of having wisdom teeth... |
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joke_explainer posted:I was born without wisdom teeth. I'll never know what its like for a non-mutant to have the human experience of having wisdom teeth... im just a normal human bieng with all 4 of my wisdom teeth shitsucks |
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Jun 17, 2016 06:51
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I was born with two wisdom teeth. I an the missing link |
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Finn Pennywhistle posted:do they have apple soda |
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