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lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

it's called manzanita sol

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Tebulot

im hip now bois

joke_explainer posted:

I was born without wisdom teeth. I'll never know what its like for a non-mutant to have the human experience of having wisdom teeth...

What government program birthed you

are u the future of humanity and low dental costs






problematic hug

lmbo calrissian posted:

it's called manzanita sol

that's just a brand name, amigo. they might have joya sabor manzana for example

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

joke_explainer posted:

I was born without wisdom teeth. I'll never know what its like for a non-mutant to have the human experience of having wisdom teeth...

wis -2
con +2

MrWillsauce

work at the taqueria long enough to really get to know her and then frame her somehow so she gets fired and then she'll date you



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by FactsAreUseless
huge disaster occurred

I was carrying a bag of my taqueria trash and some leftover salsa downstairs to the trash can and the bottom of the bag fell out because all those greasy chips soaked onto the paper

and hell of salsa spilled everywhere on the carpet on the walls splashed into my eye burning my eye



is God punishing me for my love of salsa?

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MrWillsauce

yes



Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Ein cooler Typ posted:

huge disaster occurred

I was carrying a bag of my taqueria trash and some leftover salsa downstairs to the trash can and the bottom of the bag fell out because all those greasy chips soaked onto the paper

and hell of salsa spilled everywhere on the carpet on the walls splashed into my eye burning my eye



is God punishing me for my love of salsa?

No, I think you are being punished for your lack of initiative. The bottom falling out of the bag symbolizes the bottom falling out of your possible / potential / hypothetical future relationship. You must strike while the chips are crisp and the salsa is fresh, lest you lose everything and suffer grievous injury.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Why is there carpet at the tacorrhea?

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by FactsAreUseless
There's carpet at my house

I don't eat at the taqueria I always get my food to go

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


hosed up

Piso Mojado


this.

Robot Made of Meat


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

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by FactsAreUseless
haven't seen Maria for a while. I hope she didn't quit. They had a new girl on register tonight and have NOW HIRING signs

new girl isn't as cute but I got a fair amount of chips

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


"The most beautiful sound I ever heard
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria
All the beautiful words of the world in a single word:
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria"

google THIS

I'm still trying to figure out the physics here. salsa splashed up all the way from the floor to eye level?

Tony quidprano
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
Salsa can move, baby!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

I'm still trying to figure out the physics here. salsa splashed up all the way from the floor to eye level?

1500quidporsche posted:

Salsa can move, baby!



but really, scientifically speaking we haven't determined what eye level is yet

OP can we get like your D&D stat sheet?

i.e.

Str:
Dex:
Con:
Int:
Wis:
Chr:

Class:
Level:
Race:
Height:
Weight:
Hair Color:
Eye Color:

Skills:

Items:

Spells:

Saving Throws:

etc

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by FactsAreUseless
do your own experiments

drop some salsa on the stairs and see if it bounces up into your eyes

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MrWillsauce

it didn't. are you a dwarf?



lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
can i ask what you do when youre not at work/at the taqueria/eating your food to go? i know it's off topic/personal but curious

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by FactsAreUseless
get drunk and browse the internet or watch sports

I don't have a social life except for this website

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MrWillsauce

I wonder if there are any cute latinas online



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by FactsAreUseless
there are no girls on the internet


Maria wasn't there again today but the same new girl from yesterday was working cashier again

maybe she will want to be my girlfriend

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MrWillsauce

wait there aren't girls here? what a collosal waste of time



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by FactsAreUseless
if there were girls on SA, they would have PMed me already

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MrWillsauce

yeah



Hot Bobby

by zen death robot
what are the cute latina female taqueria stats tonight fam. was she working? was she not? please fill me in.

- hot bobby

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Piso Mojado

MrWillsauce posted:

I wonder if there are any cute latinas online

there are 16 in your area right now. just pick up the phone!


MrWillsauce

ok what is the next step



Tony quidprano
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

MrWillsauce posted:

ok what is the next step

Be careful there's salsa on it.

MrWillsauce

lol



FutonForensic

nothing more depressing than a man in his underwear, crying into his phone to latina sex hotlines and slurping salsa off it


MrWillsauce

don't judge me I'm quite fulfilled



MrWillsauce

of tasty chips and salsa



google THIS

"hola, seņor. you are mere seconds away from talking to the cute latina female of your dreams, but you will need some 'extra chips' to continue"

MrWillsauce

yeah yeah take it all I need this now



alnilam

google THIS posted:

"hola, señor. you are mere seconds away from talking to the cute latina female of your dreams, but you will need some 'extra chips' to continue"

FutonForensic

google THIS posted:

"hola, seņor. you are mere seconds away from talking to the cute latina female of your dreams, but you will need some 'extra chips' to continue"


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by FactsAreUseless

google THIS posted:

"hola, seņor. you are mere seconds away from talking to the cute latina female of your dreams, but you will need some 'extra chips' to continue"



lol this is a funny post

i'm trying to get mad at you for making fun of me but I can't stop laughing

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