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y este tema we no mms :V jajajajjajaja saludos v: |
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my first piece of advice is make sure she never hears you refer to her as "the cute latina female." The second step is to ask for extra meat in your quesadilla then gaze longingly into the male employee's eyes. Then you can break the tension by asking her on a date. Invite her to get bbq.
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Apr 14, 2016 16:01
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Vynar posted:my first piece of advice is make sure she never hears you refer to her as "the cute latina female." The second step is to ask for extra meat in your quesadilla then gaze longingly into the male employee's eyes. Then you can break the tension by asking her on a date. Invite her to get bbq. i'm fanning myself reading this |
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Apr 14, 2016 17:41
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Vynar posted:my first piece of advice is make sure she never hears you refer to her as "the cute latina female." what? i-i didn't call you anything, i said i used to work in retail |
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Apr 14, 2016 18:19
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uuhhhhhhh... I was talking about a different cute latina female.
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Apr 14, 2016 19:25
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I mean You all look similar I mean the same IIII meanyou're all from a common origin |
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Apr 14, 2016 19:59
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maybe dress up in an expensive suit and put on cologne when you go out for tacos to impress her
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Apr 14, 2016 20:02
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ah yes, toilette du taco. an excellent choice, monsieur. goes swell with a dab of Baja Blast
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Apr 14, 2016 20:27
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Ordered a quesedilla tonight. The guy was joking around with me again. "Not tacos tonight? not nachoes? no, quesedilla is better, eh?" awkward but then I go to the cash register and the girl was there and she asked me if I wanted extra chips. i didn't even have to ask for them. Really good service. And she called me "Sweetie" she definitely wants me ---------------- |
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Apr 15, 2016 04:31
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dude you are in there. how do you plan to seal the deal?
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Apr 15, 2016 04:36
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no se I've never made it this far with a girl before (I'm a kissless virgin) ---------------- |
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Apr 15, 2016 04:47
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maybe you could just say "hey want to do something sometime?" and see where it goes
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Apr 15, 2016 05:02
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sooner rather than later imo |
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Apr 15, 2016 05:19
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what if she says no I don't think I could take that kind of a rejection and then I could never go to the taqueria again lest it be awkward ---------------- |
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Apr 15, 2016 06:02
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if she says no, say "me neither!" and laugh really hard
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Apr 15, 2016 06:09
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can i still get extra chips tho, for real |
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Apr 15, 2016 06:21
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Ein cooler Typ posted:what if she says no In the food industry you forget this poo poo after like 2 weeks. So the worst outcome is no tacos for a couple weeks, not forever. |
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Apr 15, 2016 20:22
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Nasgate posted:In the food industry you forget this poo poo after like 2 weeks. So the worst outcome is no tacos for a couple weeks, not forever. or you could just get one of those glasses and fake mustache noses to combo with a trench coat. Get tacos in disguise. You can pretend to be a secret agent getting undercover tacos for the queen.
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Apr 15, 2016 21:03
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undercover tacos are the best tacos do this op |
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Apr 15, 2016 22:46
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just got a chicken quesedilla there were different people working there. I haven't been in the afternoon for a while. this guy barely gave me any chips maybe I'll go back tonight to see if she's there for the dinner shift ---------------- |
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Apr 18, 2016 20:52
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Mon, April 18 She wasn't there. Ugly Latino man barely gave me chips with my quesadilla. It would have been better with a tall glass of water. Going back tonight for a drink. |
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Apr 18, 2016 20:56
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there were a couple of cute ladies outside eating lunch and drinking beer at 3pm they seemed cool I could have put the moves on them but I was in a bad state of mind because of my disappointment at the amount of chips I got ---------------- |
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Apr 18, 2016 20:58
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sounds like you need to bring your own chips, or "crunchy courage" as they are sometimes called, to help boost your game |
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Apr 18, 2016 21:34
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if you're going to bring chips, however, please take the matter seriously and bake your own drat chips i've seen many a newcomer laughed out of a chip-off, bag of Tostito's "Hint of Lime" in hand
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Apr 18, 2016 21:53
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if you really want to impress people, especially the cute latina female, bring the corn and make your chips at the restaurant. |
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Apr 18, 2016 22:08
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Ein cooler Typ posted:there were a couple of cute ladies outside eating lunch and drinking beer at 3pm they seemed cool How many chips did they get?
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Apr 18, 2016 23:37
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the whole point of getting chips there is they are better than the chips you can buy at the store or that I could make at home they have to be fried and have the secret seasoning ---------------- |
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Apr 18, 2016 23:45
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You mean salt? The secret is salt. |
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Apr 18, 2016 23:48
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don't forget to make your salsa too
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Apr 19, 2016 00:41
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its funny to think that years from now, at your wedding, you might give your bride a printed out copy of this thread i'm rooting for you 
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Apr 19, 2016 01:25
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We are gathered here today to witness the joining of this white (non-hispanic) male to this cute latina female |
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Apr 19, 2016 02:26
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for better or for worse, for extra chips or hardly any chips, in sickness and in health, |
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Apr 19, 2016 02:28
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alnilam posted:We are gathered here today to witness the joining of this white (non-hispanic) male to this cute latina female google THIS posted:for better or for worse, for extra chips or hardly any chips, in sickness and in health,
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Apr 19, 2016 02:29
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ladies and gentlemen there is an open chips and salsa bar from 6-9pm
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Apr 19, 2016 02:30
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well I didn't go back to the taqueria tonight but went to a new Chinese food place tonight and would you believe it? - there's a cute cashier there too! she's some kind of mixed race I can't tell I'd never been here before but this place is cool because if you buy 5 dinner combos the 6th is free I got a generous portion of chicken and rice and an egg roll and fortune cookie for  here's my fortune: the human spirit is stronger than anything that can happen to it I will def be going back to this place in the future there was a homeless guy there who bought only a small plain white rice. it was sad 
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Apr 19, 2016 02:36
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you should have given him a packet of soy sauce and maybe one of those little salt packets but nothing more
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Apr 19, 2016 02:55
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you should have given him the fortune too
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Apr 19, 2016 07:26
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if we follow logically, you will probably have the best luck at a mexican/chinese fusion joint, ein cooler typ
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Apr 20, 2016 03:53
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the cute german fraulein was working at the biergarten tonight |
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Apr 20, 2016 03:59
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she gave me extra schnitzel
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