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Tebulot

im hip now bois

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

what is the key to dating and marrying females, I wonder

The key is about 3 feet long, and menaces with spirals. It is made of black amber. It is warm to the touch. Your money melts in your pockets while holding it.






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Tebulot

im hip now bois

for real though if you do like her just try talking to her about stuff you like that's easily accessible. Talk about marvel or something. Then, after like a few days of doing this, you may well discover your confidence will get good enough with her for you to just ask her out. Go to the botanical gardens and take lsd and wear sunscreen, and drink water.






Tebulot

im hip now bois

joke_explainer posted:

I was born without wisdom teeth. I'll never know what its like for a non-mutant to have the human experience of having wisdom teeth...

What government program birthed you

are u the future of humanity and low dental costs






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