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one time a woman at a hotdog stand refused to give me a diet coke because i "wasn't fat" and didn't need one and then i explained that i was a diabetic so she got embarrassed and gave me a diet coke. sometimes i think that if i hadn't opened my stupid diabeetus mouth we could have found love and gotten married and had 7 children and several dogs.
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ChairmanMeow posted:did you try a missed connections ad? will do and then will report back with results
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ChairmanMeow posted:..... also nice humble brag that you are attractive to food stand girls and not fat. yeah i really get around in the food stand community, i can't even go the market anymore
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Mar 23, 2016 20:04
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I tried to upgrade to a women who work in sit down restaurants but i was way out of my league
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Mar 23, 2016 20:23
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google THIS posted:this curvy (in a good way) girl lady woman person at the taqueria, who is totally Latina or possibly Italian? anyway, I think she flirts with me at the drivethrough window and yesterday she gave me a large baja blast even though I only ordered a medium. should I ask her out, and would it be untoward for me to take her to burger king? I don't know if that would violate her employee contract or whatever
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Mar 25, 2016 01:01
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could you sketch us a picture so we could know what she looks like?
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Mar 25, 2016 03:31
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no a sketch is better, its from the soul
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Mar 25, 2016 03:54
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this is me chilling and just reading the forums, taken just now from my computer camera: if you describe her maybe we can police artist sketch her
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Mar 25, 2016 04:00
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Ein cooler Typ posted:got a chicken quesedilla tonight springs here
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Mar 31, 2016 02:52
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Ein cooler Typ posted:i don't have any irl friends I'll go, i love tacos
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Mar 31, 2016 03:44
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theo epstein is a magical little man
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Apr 5, 2016 02:46
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we are rooting for you
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Apr 8, 2016 02:28
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maybe some medals, just casually worn on your shirt, like a purple heart or bronze star
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Apr 8, 2016 03:32
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FutonForensic posted:"hey babe, check out my PS2 copy of Medal of Honor"
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Apr 8, 2016 03:45
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its funny to think that years from now, at your wedding, you might give your bride a printed out copy of this thread i'm rooting for you 
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alnilam posted:We are gathered here today to witness the joining of this white (non-hispanic) male to this cute latina female google THIS posted:for better or for worse, for extra chips or hardly any chips, in sickness and in health,
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Apr 19, 2016 02:29
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ladies and gentlemen there is an open chips and salsa bar from 6-9pm
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Apr 19, 2016 02:30
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you should have given him a packet of soy sauce and maybe one of those little salt packets but nothing more
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Apr 19, 2016 02:55
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*spanish to english translation* taqueria male worker #1: the big penised white man is back taqueria male worker #2: oh maria is SO in love with him! maria: i will keep giving him extra chips in the hope he will ask me out but the manager is docking my pay and i cannot longer support myself
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Apr 21, 2016 03:22
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a taco can be a hobby and a friend
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It's like that cute latina at the taqueria Giving you extra chips when you've already paid It's the good advice from BYOB that you just didn't take Who would've thought, another BYOB success story
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to impress the cute latina girl at my local taco bell i beat up a french guy in the parking lot and by that i mean i looked at him real hard when he was looking away
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May 6, 2016 02:49
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Ein cooler Typ posted:there's a new african american employee. guess they want some diversity I called it!!!
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May 10, 2016 04:50
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a plantain with a tiny mustache and tiny sombrero?
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FutonForensic posted:i look at the man eating nachos alone and shirtless at the taqueria, and i think, "this is a man of power" FutonForensic posted:he pulls me close; i feel an immediate bond between us. not a bond formed of any passion, but of the layer of Velveeta coating his chest
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joke_explainer posted:I was born without wisdom teeth. I'll never know what its like for a non-mutant to have the human experience of having wisdom teeth... wis -2 con +2
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google THIS posted:I'm still trying to figure out the physics here. salsa splashed up all the way from the floor to eye level? 1500quidporsche posted:Salsa can move, baby! but really, scientifically speaking we haven't determined what eye level is yet OP can we get like your D&D stat sheet? i.e. Str: Dex: Con: Int: Wis: Chr: Class: Level: Race: Height: Weight: Hair Color: Eye Color: Skills: Items: Spells: Saving Throws: etc
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