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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
You should take her for American food all like "you can speak American good and I noticed" make sure to leave good tips and maybe notes.

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ChairmanMeow

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I think some people in this thread ave never been in love, or even gotten extra chips.
I'm happy for you OP

ChairmanMeow

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Luvcow posted:

one time a woman at a hotdog stand refused to give me a diet coke because i "wasn't fat" and didn't need one and then i explained that i was a diabetic so she got embarrassed and gave me a diet coke. sometimes i think that if i hadn't opened my stupid diabeetus mouth we could have found love and gotten married and had 7 children and several dogs.

:smith:

did you try a missed connections ad?

ChairmanMeow

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..... also nice humble brag that you are attractive to food stand girls and not fat.

ChairmanMeow

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look there is nothing special about getting extra chips if you have to ask for extra chips.

just try harder to learn her schedule so you aren't wasting all this money going in when she isn't working. For a pick me up go to 5 guys burger and fries, there's a good chance you will get extra fries, i mean it's kinda cheating but it's still a little thrill.

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Ein cooler Typ posted:

When 5 guys first opened here you could order fries and they'd practically fill the entire bag with fries.

Now my local franchise just fills up the cup with fries and gives you a reasonable portion. Thanks management -_-

have you changed your hair? Gained weight?

ChairmanMeow

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you didn't flirt and guess what?

she's my girl now!
I break your tables like she breaks your heart

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MrWillsauce posted:

why would you twist the knife right when he's living the dream? you monster

jealousy

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ChairmanMeow

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what if we just get one big basket? do we have to move to utah for a reverse big love marriage?

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