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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


This thread is a sign of bad character.

Boom! Headshot!

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

This thread is a sign of bad character.

Boom! Headshot!

*high fiving all my bros*

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


What i'm trying to say is I love my vaguely ethnic wife. We met when she put extra tomatoes on my Navajo taco (not a euphemism)

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Ein cooler Typ posted:

I saw a new girl working there. She's white but she has tattoos (a sign of bad character). I don't think I will be pursuing her.

"Don't you realize?" replied the kindly, old wizard with a twinkle in his eye, "while you have been looking for it elsewhere, the bad character has been inside you all along!"

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


HighwireAct posted:

pure poetry

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I'm a kickless vagrant

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Ein cooler Typ posted:

tell your mother to PM me

My mom has a form of hyperdontia such that she appears to have two rows of teeth, but in all actuality, she only has six pairs of extras

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I have one wisdom tooth and I give it extra attention when brushing and flossing

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


what is the key to dating and marrying females, I wonder

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I'm starting to worry that this story doesn't have a happy ending.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I was born with two wisdom teeth. I an the missing link

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Why is there carpet at the tacorrhea?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


hosed up

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


"The most beautiful sound I ever heard
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria
All the beautiful words of the world in a single word:
Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria"

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


You should marry that female

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


MrWillsauce posted:

whats your job? are you an intrepid private eye waiting for a case to come in

he's a professional chip gatherer

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