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you don't want to mess around with those hotdog girls, Luv. i think you will find that they simply don't cut the mustard, or any other condiment for that matter
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luvcow stands in the center of the food truck setup, his arms outstretched. "ladies, i am here and i am ready. do your worst" hot dogs and fish tacos fall to the ground as a greasy, lusty mob descends on the not-fat diabetic. he is torn to shreds
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Mar 23, 2016 20:20
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"hey babe, check out my PS2 copy of Medal of Honor"
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Apr 8, 2016 03:44
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"mamacita, come close" *whispers* "88 on metacritic"
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ah yes, toilette du taco. an excellent choice, monsieur. goes swell with a dab of Baja Blast
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if you're going to bring chips, however, please take the matter seriously and bake your own drat chips i've seen many a newcomer laughed out of a chip-off, bag of Tostito's "Hint of Lime" in hand
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i look at the man eating nachos alone and shirtless at the taqueria, and i think, "this is a man of power"
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Jun 10, 2016 06:31
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he pulls me close; i feel an immediate bond between us. not a bond formed of any passion, but of the layer of Velveeta coating his chest
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Jun 10, 2016 06:34
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nothing more depressing than a man in his underwear, crying into his phone to latina sex hotlines and slurping salsa off it
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google THIS posted:"hola, seņor. you are mere seconds away from talking to the cute latina female of your dreams, but you will need some 'extra chips' to continue"
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