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by FactsAreUseless
I think she was flirting with me

She called me "sweetie" and she was very generous with my portion of chips

Next time I'm gonna ask her out. Would it be racist to invite her out for Mexican food?

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by FactsAreUseless

i flunked out posted:

show her this weird thread

is it too soon in our relationship to spend :tenbux: to get her a forums account

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she assembled my tacos tonight but she wasn't working the register/chips so I got a small portion of chips from the lame guy working there tonight

I ordered jalapenos (fresh not pickled) on my tacos to impress her :)

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i already eat tacos for dinner p much every night so it's not wasting my time

next time I see her I'll ask her if I can take a picture of her to show to my internet friends

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I can't draw

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got a chicken quesedilla tonight

the girl wasn't working

the guy there barely gave me any chips. he's not one of the "cool" employees

this really f-cks up my night

a lot of my mental well-being is dependent on eating chips

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by FactsAreUseless
my social anxiety prevents me from asking for extra chips

that's also why I haven't asked for that girl's phone number yet

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google THIS posted:

you can always bring a wingman with you to help you get the chips if you're not confident going solo



i don't have any irl friends

will you come with me?

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maybe once I get to know her (if you know what I mean) I can ask her for the recipe to chips

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When 5 guys first opened here you could order fries and they'd practically fill the entire bag with fries.

Now my local franchise just fills up the cup with fries and gives you a reasonable portion. Thanks management -_-

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by FactsAreUseless
chicken quesedillia for dinner tonight

I got a nice portion of chips tonight but I was still too nervous to flirt with her


gonna be a good night tho

getting drunk watching the Cubs and eating chips and salsa

living the dream

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story of my life

ill have to find a new taco place now

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Bad idea

IME females think you're "creepy" if you watch pornography

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The past several times I've gone I've gotten a quesedillia

tonight I decided to switch it up and just get regular tacos

I told the guy I wanted tacos and he said "why you changing your order?"

he was just making friendly small talk. I didn't know what to say. I can't handle friendly small talk because I'm mentally ill.

tough night



but I did get a lot of chips and the girl said "here you go sweetie" at the register when she handed me my order :)


I had a lot of trouble at the salsa bar tonight. They have those tiny cups and lids for takeaway salsa and i couldn't get those tiny lids on. Half of them weren't working and I had to keep trying other lids. Plastic pieces of junk


I got a cherry coke too

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but how do I make sure she knows I'm eating at a different taqueria

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he's married

he can get sex whenever he wants

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Ordered a quesedilla tonight. The guy was joking around with me again. "Not tacos tonight? not nachoes? no, quesedilla is better, eh?"


awkward


but then I go to the cash register and the girl was there and she asked me if I wanted extra chips. i didn't even have to ask for them. Really good service.
And she called me "Sweetie"


she definitely wants me

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by FactsAreUseless
no se


I've never made it this far with a girl before (I'm a kissless virgin)

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what if she says no

I don't think I could take that kind of a rejection


and then I could never go to the taqueria again lest it be awkward

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by FactsAreUseless
just got a chicken quesedilla

there were different people working there. I haven't been in the afternoon for a while.

this guy barely gave me any chips


maybe I'll go back tonight to see if she's there for the dinner shift

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there were a couple of cute ladies outside eating lunch and drinking beer at 3pm they seemed cool

I could have put the moves on them but I was in a bad state of mind because of my disappointment at the amount of chips I got

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the whole point of getting chips there is they are better than the chips you can buy at the store or that I could make at home

they have to be fried and have the secret seasoning

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well I didn't go back to the taqueria tonight but went to a new Chinese food place tonight and would you believe it? - there's a cute cashier there too!

she's some kind of mixed race I can't tell


I'd never been here before but this place is cool because if you buy 5 dinner combos the 6th is free

I got a generous portion of chicken and rice and an egg roll and fortune cookie for :eightbux:


here's my fortune: the human spirit is stronger than anything that can happen to it


I will def be going back to this place in the future



there was a homeless guy there who bought only a small plain white rice. it was sad :(

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dont say fräulein

it's not PC

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i got chinese food again tonight but there was just an old chinese woman working the register


that's what i expect to see

she was nice and polite

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I don't know any German places around here

too bad

I could really impress some Mädchen there with my rudimentary German skills

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i bet i could

im a serious alcoholic

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they sell beer at the taqueria but I never get it because I never eat there and they wouldn't sell me a bottle to go

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just got back

9pm is a good time to go

there was only one person ahead of me in line

sometimes if you go at like 6 there's a huge line


My girl was there and she knew I wanted extra chips. We got a good routine going on now


when the employees are all talking in spanish to each other and laughing I think they're talking about me

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i have a small penis

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LordVonEarlDuke posted:

latinas are pretty cute and we know she can cook. best of luck, op



maybe she can't cook and that's why she works the register

or maybe she can cook and they put her out front to charm the customers

I'll ask the manager

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I don't have any hobbies or friends (except you guys :)

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woke up at 4pm hungover and headed over to get a quesedilla

I didn't bother to shower so I must have looked disheveled.

The regular guy was there and while assembling my quesedilla he asked me if I was alright. I said yeah.

I saw a new girl working there. She's white but she has tattoos (a sign of bad character). I don't think I will be pursuing her.


I got a regular portion of chips today. Some gringo was working the register.


Anyway here's the big development that happened today. I grabbed a water cup before paying. Then I paid and noticed my order costs more than uasual. I asked them if they raised the price of the quesedilla and they said no but they charge 25 cents for a water cup!

wtf what a bunch of loving cheapskates what kind of restaurant charges for water. Local businesses are always trying to screw you on everything that's why I prefer corporations like taco bell. tbell always gives me free water.

I didn't know they charged for water though. I take water cups all the time without paying for them and no one has said anything. I bet i've stolen 2-3$ worth of water cups from the taqueria. I'm a criminal :(


In the future I will make sure I'm properly hydrated before I go so I don't have to pay for water or resort to crime.

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females are hella judgmental ime

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there's some new girl working the register tonight

she didn't seem cool

I didn't ask for extra chips

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a doctor would just tell me to stop eating greasy mexican food all the time

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Some of the employees tonight were wearing straw hats with Happy Cinco De Mayo written on them in sharpie

really put me in the mood for the holiday


the titular latina female was working and I got plenty of chips

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good advice but it's too late


when's the next cinco de mayo? maybe I can use that line then

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there's a new african american employee. guess they want some diversity

he asked the girl a question and called her Maria.

so I guess her name is Maria. Now that I know her name next time I go there I will say "hey Maria como estas?" (I will use the familiar verb form so she knows I'm friendly)



I went at like 9:30 and that's a good time to go because there's usually no line. Today I went and there was only one family ahead of me but they were fat and took a long time to order and get their order correct at the register (they had to pay extra for guac). I guess it didn't really make me wait any extra time because I was waiting for the cheese to melt on my quesedilla

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Maria wasn't working tonight

some new lamer at cashier tonight

I saw her last week training this new guy on the register

i hope she hasn't quit


there was a family with a cute baby in front of me in line. they got a cup of plain white rice and black beans for the baby to eat

then the husband was arguing with the cashier about something on his receipt and holding up the line. it didn't matter to me though because I had to wait anyway while they grilled my quesedilla

a long line formed behind me when I got there. I got there just in time

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