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tell her you think she's "quapo caliente"
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Mar 23, 2016 02:19
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it's more romantic to propose in the spot that they met imo
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Mar 23, 2016 02:24
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look her dead in the eye and shove a taco in your mouth. Don't break eye contact. Maintain total confidence. Females can smell fear.
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Mar 23, 2016 18:25
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there are plenty of hotdog stands in the sea, my friend
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Mar 23, 2016 19:51
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there are plenty of hotdog stands in the sea, my friend
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Mar 23, 2016 19:51
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sometimes I dream of pretty girls telling me I'm not fat so I can awkwardly mumble at them and walk away  maybe some day...
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Mar 23, 2016 20:03
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that's how I wanna go
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Mar 23, 2016 20:21
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you should swipe the work schedule from the kitchen and start going to the taqueria only when she's working and not waste your time
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Mar 25, 2016 03:34
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do both. Show her the sketch too. And show her pictures of us so it's not weird.
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Mar 25, 2016 03:55
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I wish I had a CSI computer so I could say enhance and it could zoom in on your eyeball so I could see byob reflected in your eyes
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Mar 25, 2016 04:02
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can we get an update, Ein? Are you married yet? Did the taqueria cater the wedding?
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Mar 30, 2016 05:54
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maybe you should ask for extra chips next time
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Mar 31, 2016 02:34
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maybe you can build up your social skills by first asking for more chips, and after you've managed that a few times you can move on to the girl
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Mar 31, 2016 02:57
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the point is, we believe in you
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Mar 31, 2016 02:59
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try negging the guy until he gives you the chips
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Mar 31, 2016 03:06
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maybe you should actually try picking up the girl first, and then once you get to know her you can use her as your wingman
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Mar 31, 2016 03:36
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no, what do you mean
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Mar 31, 2016 03:41
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yeah you might get extra fries but an order of fries is like ten dollars. gently caress five guys they should call it Five Highway Robbers imo
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Mar 31, 2016 06:14
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why would you twist the knife right when he's living the dream? you monster
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Apr 5, 2016 02:27
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you two should go order the same thing on the same night and see who gets the more chips. May the best man win.
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Apr 5, 2016 03:26
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yeah you have to move to Utah
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Apr 5, 2016 04:06
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maybe start eating at a different taqueria. This will make the latina female jealous and she will pursue you. Women like it when you play hard to get
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Apr 8, 2016 03:25
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if it's really meant to be, she'll know
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Apr 8, 2016 03:30
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dude I bet if you had a medal of honor you'd get, like, so much rear end. Makes you wonder why old Barry O doesn't give it to himself
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Apr 8, 2016 03:38
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lol barry should give someone a copy of that xbox game the next time he awards the medal of honor. What are they gonna do, impeach him? He's already on his way out. Dude I would get up to such presidential hijinks if I was him
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Apr 8, 2016 03:47
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FutonForensic posted:"mamacita, come close" *whispers* "88 on metacritic" oh yeah I thought this was funny, for the record
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Apr 8, 2016 05:11
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uuhhhhhhh... I was talking about a different cute latina female.
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Apr 14, 2016 19:25
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maybe dress up in an expensive suit and put on cologne when you go out for tacos to impress her
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Apr 14, 2016 20:02
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dude you are in there. how do you plan to seal the deal?
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Apr 15, 2016 04:36
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maybe you could just say "hey want to do something sometime?" and see where it goes
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Apr 15, 2016 05:02
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if she says no, say "me neither!" and laugh really hard
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Apr 15, 2016 06:09
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you should have given him the fortune too
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Apr 19, 2016 07:26
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if we follow logically, you will probably have the best luck at a mexican/chinese fusion joint, ein cooler typ
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Apr 20, 2016 03:53
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she gave me extra schnitzel
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Apr 20, 2016 04:00
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fake it til you make it
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Apr 21, 2016 04:24
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that's okay. most latinas don't even have penises.
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Apr 21, 2016 19:02
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go to AA and meet girls through your mutual alcoholism hobby
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Apr 22, 2016 03:24
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go find the owner and make things right about the stolen water cups. It's the only way to clear your conscience and get into heaven.
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Apr 27, 2016 21:29
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girls love it when you are judgemental, ein
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Apr 28, 2016 03:36
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it's good to have things in common
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