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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Ein cooler Typ posted:

huge disaster occurred

I was carrying a bag of my taqueria trash and some leftover salsa downstairs to the trash can and the bottom of the bag fell out because all those greasy chips soaked onto the paper

and hell of salsa spilled everywhere on the carpet on the walls splashed into my eye burning my eye



is God punishing me for my love of salsa?

No, I think you are being punished for your lack of initiative. The bottom falling out of the bag symbolizes the bottom falling out of your possible / potential / hypothetical future relationship. You must strike while the chips are crisp and the salsa is fresh, lest you lose everything and suffer grievous injury.

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