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tell her she has a face como un burro
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May 14, 2024 13:07
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"The GUI interface on the PIN number entry screen is way better on this ATM machine"
"don't you agree, my latina female friend?"
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Mar 24, 2016 22:26
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this curvy (in a good way) girl lady woman person at the taqueria, who is totally Latina or possibly Italian? anyway, I think she flirts with me at the drivethrough window and yesterday she gave me a large baja blast even though I only ordered a medium. should I ask her out, and would it be untoward for me to take her to burger king? I don't know if that would violate her employee contract or whatever
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Mar 24, 2016 23:46
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sounds like you need to start with the chips and work your way up
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maybe you can build up your social skills by first asking for more chips, and after you've managed that a few times you can move on to the girl
lol
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Mar 31, 2016 02:57
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you can always bring a wingman with you to help you get the chips if you're not confident going solo
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Mar 31, 2016 03:00
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go and get that HB10 (Hot Basket with 10 extra chips)
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Mar 31, 2016 03:02
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"Nah, I don't even want chips!" imagine the mindfuck
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Apr 8, 2016 03:29
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my first piece of advice is make sure she never hears you refer to her as "the cute latina female."
what? i-i didn't call you anything, i said i used to work in retail
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Apr 14, 2016 18:19
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sounds like you need to bring your own chips, or "crunchy courage" as they are sometimes called, to help boost your game
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Apr 18, 2016 21:34
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for better or for worse, for extra chips or hardly any chips, in sickness and in health,
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Apr 19, 2016 02:28
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huh
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Apr 28, 2016 00:36
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(a sign of bad character)
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Apr 28, 2016 15:29
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go talk to a doctor
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May 5, 2016 01:09
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day 20956: still working on the car, still haven't had meaningful interaction with the cute latina female
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May 17, 2016 01:38
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http://hasecttalkedtothecutelatinafemaleyet.com
google THIS fucked around with this message at 01:55 on May 24, 2016
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May 24, 2016 01:52
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I'm still trying to figure out the physics here. salsa splashed up all the way from the floor to eye level?
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Jun 21, 2016 01:47
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"hola, seņor. you are mere seconds away from talking to the cute latina female of your dreams, but you will need some 'extra chips' to continue"
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Jun 23, 2016 04:20
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May 14, 2024 13:07
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she had a bag full of tacos and chips up to her armpits
I casually wiped the salsa out of my eye. "Is that the best you can do, Chipstiff McGee?" I sneered.
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3771086
