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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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The forums servers running double-time

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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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Hamfish.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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"What the hell is that?!
...
Imma lick it."

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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Your wife's ottoman is clearly a slavering beast from between dimensions that must never be allowed to break through, else it will destroy you and all other food-providers in the world of man. Your cats do you and your wife a great honor beating the creature back into submission every time it tries to emerge :patriot:

Your ottoman is just an ottoman, nothing to see here.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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Same, bat-bro, hella same.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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"Lookit me Imma human, I pay taxes, I have depression, herp derp"

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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The cat has an excellent grasp of comedic timing.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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Non Compos Mentis posted:

I love all of these animals and would kill for them

Malachite_Dragon has a new favorite as of 02:09 on Jan 16, 2024

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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Borb.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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Catman and Nubbin.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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Unstoppable force vs immovable object

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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We had a free-roaming box turtle for the better part of a decade but for the life of me I cannot remember that he smelled like.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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Regarde Aduck posted:

they did domesticate them, but theres no way to stop them pissing every 5 steps. It's just how they work.

That's what rats do and we don't complain :mad:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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"Fourteen! Fourteen!"
"What are you all chanting about...? Aww, isn't this an adorable little kitten- OH GOD MY ARM"
"Fifteen! Fifteen!"

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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Hope you brought enough scritches for everybody :toughguy:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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Irradiation posted:

This is Texas erasure.
Texan speaking, not much of value would be lost.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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Kennel posted:

https://i.imgur.com/IeCMp9V.mp4
(no need to turn on the sound)

Goldens: pure of heart, dumb of rear end.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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"Trick me with this cardboard bullshit will you"

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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Puppy potatoes
puppy potaaaatoes

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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Ankh-Morpork Brand Corndogs, a subsidiary of CMOT Holdings

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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Ears the softness of clouds

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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:laffo::laffo: you lil poo poo :allears:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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It's a relatively recent change, Discord got wise to the fact people were using it as an image storage server.

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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

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iirc the thing they did was just stopped allowing people to upload images without an account. It takes like five minutes to make one, and it's free.

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