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Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.


If that was a normal looking cat this wouldn't be nearly as hilarious.

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Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

Busket Posket posted:

A local cat rescue posted on Facebook that they had two 15-year-old male cats surrendered from a neglectful home, one boy orange and the other white. I commented that I wanted them (senior cats chillest cats), so they got them both to the vet for checkups. Turns out, the orange one was in such bad shape he had to be put down after a couple days living with a shelter employee, given the best couple days he probably ever had. I picked up the old white man, who the shelter called Grandpa so I named Pawpaw.





When I got him, he was stiff and sore and barely leaving his box. After a week of loving and pettes and good food, he's now chirping, jumping up on couches to cuddle, and soaking up sunbeams in windowsills.

Oh gosh. I love old cats. The next time I get a cat I think I want an older one like that, but I have three already, so it'll be quite a while.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

Sociopastry posted:

I just wanted to share a little love about my cat, Momo.



Some of you might not know that Momo is the best kitty in the whole wide world. He's ten years old and has been with me through thick and thin. I lived in an abusive household and eventually moved in with an abusive boyfriend. The abuse left me with PTSD and exacerbated my depression. eventually I got my poo poo together and started rebuilding my life. Through everything, Momo has been right there, loving me whole heartedly. When I couldn't get out of bed, he was there cuddled up to me and purring, never leaving my side. When I have panic attacks or flashbacks, he's right there with his raspy little sandpaper tongue to give me kisses until I come out of it. He's huge, but he has the tiniest, squeakiest little meow ever. He likes to lay on my arm so I can't move it when I'm asleep, and gets very annoyed if there isn't enough room for him on the bed. (He likes to stretch out and take most of it.) He's a total stoner kitty, and gets even more cuddly on catnip. He's an incredible mouser. He loves velcro and shoelaces to the point of obsession.

I just love him a lot and wanted to show him to you guys.

Good catte, A+.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.


ShoKo! :3: His channel is pretty awesome. This is basically my Leo. It's very sweet and cute, except that Leo's a giant 20 pound fluffy tubbo, so him trying to jump on me and sit on my at all times gets a little painful.

edit: Ohshit, new page, have some actual content. This is the tubbo in question, jumping onto my desk in front of one of my monitors because I wasn't petting him enough.

Safari Disco Lion has a new favorite as of 01:11 on Apr 1, 2016

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

AnimalChin posted:

why it shaky? :(

Judging by the tongue action, its human is probably holding food or treats.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.


:kimchi:

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.


Oh sweet jesus chalupa, my heart.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

I am actually tearing up at the story of Lazarus. I have not had to deal with the death of a pet since I was a kid but having gotten my current three cats I know it will hit me hard. Hell, the kitten I found last year and I posted about in the last cute thread I think who passed away shortly after had me basically out of it and useless for a month. You try very hard not to get too attached to wild, potentially sick kittens like him, but goddangit the only thing he wanted in the world was to sit on my chest and put his head under my chin. I dare anyone not to just fall in love with that.

I hope you have lots of good times with her for as long as she decides to stick around again. :3:

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.



Look at the pink nose and toebeans. Look at them. LOOK AT THEM.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

Electric Hobo posted:

I've posted my cat Nando before:

He's pretty ridiculous. And he was getting bored being home alone, so he began destroying stuff while we were at work. The housing association changed their stupid pet rules a while ago, so we went out and got him a buddy:


Reece, called Tinny, Nando's half-brother. Also pretty ridiculous.
Anyway, after the expected Kitty War they had a nap together and Nando finally decided that 'Yes, this guy is my brother.' which I thought looked pretty cute.


Yaaaay gay cats :neckbeard:

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

CJacobs posted:

Since we're posting cats now, here's mine, her name is Toffee:



Currently she lives at my mom's house but when my sister moves out she's going to take the cat with her. She was a stray that we took in a year or so ago because she was so skinny and sad looking that my sister refused to leave her. I'm kinda glad we did because she turned out to be like the most affectionate cat I've ever seen.

She's teeny tiny, always has been, both in width and height. We haven't ever been able to figure out why but boy is she cute.



Nuebot posted:



Shortly after the picture was taken he sleepily followed me around headbutting me until I pet him and then he drooled all over me. :sigh:

These are some A+ cattes. :neckbeard:

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

SynthOrange posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GftKKS_Ogvg

My cat Cookie waking up after falling asleep on his tongue

I see this and I don't hear the Windows startup sound, I hear an old dialup modem kicking in.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

The reiki poo poo is kinda whackadoo but he doesn't do it INSTEAD of actual treatments and medicines, so he gets a pass.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.


snuffly nose :3:

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

tiercel posted:

Oh dear, I read this wrong and uploaded the wrong thing. Maybe it'll help anyway? There's a lot so I made an album.

http://imgur.com/a/A2YKY

I like to imagine that the best people in the world, when they die, are reincarnated as tiny kitties with giant dog friends to snuggle with.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

I'll just...take some of these...

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.


lookit that tail. :3:

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

nitebum posted:

Adorable family photo.



It took me a second, then it went from :3: to BAM :kimchi:

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

If you were also made of furry purring semi-liquid you'd do that too, admit it.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

queserasera posted:

So who's humming the Slinky/Log song right now? Show of hands.

(hmm hmm hm hmmm h-hmm-hmm)

Well now I am, thanks you jerk.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

Bert Roberge posted:

These are probably the right ingredients for guacamole.

https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/733282139274391553

Sir, avocados have an extra cat petting tax.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.


I like how tiny kitty comes up with friendly-tail deployed all "Hello human friend! Oh you're ignoring me, you must not know how to pet a kitty, here I'll show you, lemme just *hnf* climb up here *ergh*"

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.


Would take this cat. :3:


This dog too. :3:

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.


I know in an adult dog those noises would be loud and obnoxious but OH MY GOD FUSSY WRINKLEBABY. :kimchi:

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I'll just leave this cute-bomb here and make a sprint for the door

http://i.imgur.com/K3ZRTDp.webm

Oh my loving god give it to me right now so I can hug it and give it treats.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

Cute birbs that look like delicious fruit candies are some of my favorite things.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

edit: Actually, on second though, I don't want people getting the wrong idea. I'll post the story again after everything's over.

Safari Disco Lion has a new favorite as of 02:09 on Jun 8, 2016

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

RandomFerret posted:

Well poo poo dude, just pile them all into a truck and cart them around to other vineyards on different days. The ducks eat for free, and you can charge them a premium over their usual pesticide budgets because it's organic. Hell, you could probably focus on that and make double what the winery brings in a year.

Actually, gently caress you, I'm going to do this myself. Don't steal my idea.

Duck Truck :3:

eta: if you don't decorate your truck like a giant fluffy yellow duck you're doing it wrong

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.


Oh good gourd. :kimchi: Thank you for adopting an elderly cat.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.


He just looks so sad. :3:

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.



toes :kimchi:

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

thetechnoloser posted:

Our new kitten, Cosima, is sleepy.



Being so cute is exhausting. :3:

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.


oh my effing god do I want a teeny tiny snek now.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.


I like how it looks like the bottom cat was sleeping comfortably.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't strongly considering getting a rat and a fat birb of some sort after my current three cats pass away.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

Inzombiac posted:

Thanks for the rats, friends. That helped a lot.

For those of you considering them as pets: Expect two years or less and you are going to lose them to tumors.
They are extremely social, loving and quite intelligent. A properly reared rat is as loyal as a dog.

A+ pets if you can handle the heartbreak.

Aww, that's a shame, I didn't know they had such short lifespans. :( They always look so pettable and sweet, they deserve to live longer. Still kinda want one.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.


This video is awesome if only because it has the same music as Sushi Cat.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

That cat is literally Officer Clawhauser.

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Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

my cat is norris posted:

Yaya, more babycats! :kimchi:

My orange stripey stray is in that 7 - 8 week zone, now. She's increasingly adorable. Painfully adorable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvcKnD0doDA

Meanwhile, Norris is still a dummy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo8xIxYrZns

That little pink nose and mouth I can't handle this :cry:

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