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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

SneakyFrog posted:

xposting from new dogge thread

That is an objectively good dogge.

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

"Is it humid in here? It feels awful humid in here."

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

"Must you?"

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Huzzah! posted:

More than helper pup, I love supervisor pup.

A good way to deliver lab results.

(I stole that from another thread where this showed up)

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
My sister is getting a German Shepherd puppy next month. Before you ask, she tried to adopt--but no adoption agencies would let her have a dog because she doesn't have a fenced-in yard and the adoption agency reps were assholes. So, she got in touch with a local Shepherd breeder who raises and shows them. They had one female puppy left in the last litter, and the pups will be ready to leave their mother first week in October.

Every week she gets a "pupdate" from the breeder with pictures. This was last week's:



When she sent it to me, I made this face for about 10 straight minutes: :haw:

My memory is hazy but I recall saying things like "LOOK AT ITS FLURF" and "I WANT TO SCROOF ITS FLOOF". She lives a half mile from my house. Needless to say, I will spend very little time at my own house in October.

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Whatever that thing is, it is 100% done with your poo poo.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Get down from there dog. You are not a coconut.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
I am one week away from my sister's new German Shepherd puppy.

I cannot loving wait. I am going to snuggle the poo poo out of it.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Elias_Maluco posted:

Its raining pandas



ralph pls go

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

He was hiding under your porch because he loves you!

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
A week ago my sister acquired a new family member.

Meet Freya.



Yes, she's EXACTLY as floofy and adorable as she looks.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

"I fear I may have miscalculated the timing." *DONK*

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

oh my shiiiiiiiiiit :kimchi:

That dogge is so happy

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
I am singularly depressed and genuinely frightened of what will become of this country for the next four years.

Can I have some dogs doing dumb/cute stuff?

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
I'm not a cat person but I want to sit with all those cats on my lap and just pet them for a few hours.

I cried this morning and on and off throughout the day. I'm trying so hard to tell myself that we will survive this, just as we survived Bush. I'm such a goddamn baby :(

Also that squirrel is real fat yo.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Holy poo poo I inspired the thread title :3:

I've been having a really crappy week and for some reason that makes me feel better.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
I don't even know how a squirrel could get that fat. No natural predators or anything that even chases them? Our dog alone is enough to keep the squirrels here in fighting trim.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

The prettiest princess

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

This is the weirdest anti-domestic violence video I've ever watched.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
How does that bear remotely tolerate that

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Gonna need this contraption.

And all those dogs.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Wanna roll deep with this gang

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Gorilla Salad posted:

When I was a teenager we had a samoyed and he was the gentlest, friendliest dog we've ever owned.

Utterly useless as any kind of guard dog. One time, my sister's boyfriend jumped the fence and the dog just followed him around wanting to be patted.

If we ever left the gate open, he'd wander out, find a family down the street and let them cuddle him for a while and then move on to the next house for more cuddles.

You're lucky you didn't live near me, because I wouldn't give him back. Finders keepers :colbert:

(he sounds like a great floofdog)

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Stan Taylor posted:

Friends new pup, Wyatt.








This is a good floofdog. Wanna pet this floofdog.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

PointedLizora posted:

A squirrel with a terrible wound around it's body was on our deck one day. We took pity and gave her some birdseed. Now two years later she peeks in the door every day and we bring her a handful of seeds and peanuts.

My squirrel fat

http://i.imgur.com/wSl9UZm.jpg

That squirrel is REAL fat yo.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Do you wanna build a shibeman?

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

ride_of_the_valkyries.mp4

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

That dog loving LOVES cocaine.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Trigger warning savage dog attacks please.

...:kimchi:

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Cartoon Man posted:

Trump won't have a first dog, just a fat cat.

The yoogest, floofiest, most luxurious cat.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

"Goddamnit, Frank."

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

"Why, human? What did I do to deserve this?"

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Snow leopards REALLY like chewing their tails.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Neddy Seagoon posted:

There used to be an aquarium store near my house where the owner had a pair of colossal Dalmations. They'd just walk over and lean on you for affection. If you were unlucky it was while you were near a wall, and you'd be trapped there petting them.

Hahahaha, we had labs that used to do this. My mom called it the "Lab Lean".

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Jesus Christ, this doggo looks so pleased with himself. I can't loving take it.

Mutant Standard posted:

my sister has a giant doberman that does this

if he likes you he'll hide your shoes so you can't leave

I thought the big dog version of kidnapping was laying on your feet so you couldn't stand up.

Or, alternately, doing what my big lug does and lying in the space between my couch and the ottoman, making it so I can't get up without stepping on him.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Craig is a great name for a corgi.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Nordick posted:

bigass ploofy doggo getting a face massage

http://imgur.com/gallery/xBO0R

:kimchi:

Oh my god those paws are so big and floofy

And "ploofy" is a perfect adjective

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Chili posted:

A merry christmas cross post from Butterscotch!



He always looks so concerned.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

EoinCannon posted:

My dad's old Labrador died on christmas day. She was a bit frail and it was 36 degrees and the heat was too much for her heart in the end, she hung on at the vet for a few hours with IV fluids and then just went to sleep and then stopped breathing. Being Christmas day the whole family was there to be with dad and my brothers and I were able to drive out to dad's property in the country and bury her under her favorite shade tree. We then drank to her memory at a late christmas dinner.

Chillest dog ever, did everything at her own pace, I think I heard her bark a handful of times in 15 years. She loved eating, watching people eat, and whining for food, was pretty ambivalent about going for walks, she followed dad everywhere.

Rest in peace, Molly



Oh, God, I can't stop crying. Jesus Christ.

My sincerest condolences. I've lost a dog around Christmastime, but I can't even imagine how much it must have hurt to have it happen on Christmas Day. Molly sounds like the best dogge :smith:

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Clearly the one on the left is the East German judge :colbert:

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