Bored posted:

I disagree with your wife, but they are arachnids, so it makes since that looking at them would not cause I person to be "omg! Look how tiny and cute! It even has Disney eyes!"

Now I gotta go find the nautilus video of the crab tickling a cat shark. I had the thought before the dude in the video said the same thing, cause that crab went right for the ribs. Oh wait. I don't have wifi right now so can't go grab the video for you.

There is also a video of a crab carrying around another crab's leg. So it can club other crabs with the much larger crab's leg. I have no clue if that makes it the psycho of crab land or just super cool in the eyes of other crabs.