A lurker visited a Yobber.
The lurker was astonished to see that the Yobber's home was a simple room.
The only furniture was a keyboard and a hammock.
Lurker: "Yobber, where is your furniture?"
Yobber: "Where is yours?"
Lurker: "Mine? But I'm only a lurker here."
Yobber: "Hi, only a lurker here, I'm dad."
thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature