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*click* Good afternoon, Mansplaining Hotline, my name is Thomas. How can I direct your call today?
I uh... my husband was telling me how, ah, how the vacuum cleaner works today.
Mm-hmm.
And he's never vacuumed.
Ah, I see.
It's just... yeah. You know?
Well, sweetie. Can I call you sweetie?
I'd prefer--
Sweetheart, listen. Listen. What you do is, you pour yourself a glass of something nice. What do you like? Wine? Red wine?
I - I'm sorry, I thought this was--
Mansplaining Hotline, hon, I'm trying to help you out here. Listen, get a glass of wine, put your feet up for a bit. Okay? Your husband, what's his name?
Um. Bill. It's uh--
Bill, right. Right. Hon, Bill's just trying to help out. You understand that, right?
I don't think--
I mean, listen, sweetie, your husband's at work all day, what's he do, he an engineer?
He's in sales, but I don't see how that--
Sales, awesome, great job, my dad was in sales. Great job. And you stay home, right? How many kids?
I'm a dentist, you little--
Haha, that's great hon, that's fantastic. Hey, listen, babe? Babe, I've gotta go, I'm getting a text from this ka-razy chick named Megan, you would not believe what - but hey, you're a married gal, you've been around, right?
What?
Anyway, thanks for calling the Mansplaining Hotline. Glad I could help. You stay chill, sugar tits. I'm audi 5000.
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