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Mar 23, 2016 05:04
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keep in mind that revenge would mean either poison or sword, possibly both.
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Mar 23, 2016 05:10
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I would ask ghost dad for proof so I could go to the police.
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Mar 23, 2016 05:13
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I would also not dig up my dead clown. I can't see this helping in any way and also seems like a lot of digging.
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Mar 23, 2016 05:15
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I would like to think me and my ghost dad would set up some kind of elaborate Scooby-Doo like trap to catch and expose him. maybe even bond a little in the process. |
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Mar 23, 2016 05:22
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My uncle has early on set dementia so nah, it was probably an accident. How do I kill someone who is already gone? |
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Mar 23, 2016 05:23
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:My uncle has early on set dementia so nah, it was probably an accident. Set his soul free from his earthly hell. ---------------- |
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Mar 23, 2016 05:37
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Piso Mojado posted:I would like to think me and my ghost dad would set up some kind of elaborate Scooby-Doo like trap to catch and expose him. maybe even bond a little in the process. (*piso mojado pulling off his uncle's rubber mask to reveal a fanged swamp monster underneath, everyone gasps*) piso: but i don't get it, dad! if my uncle - your brother - was a swamp monster his whole life, how did he speak to us and pretend that he loved us? ghost father: see? he had a tape recorder hidden in the foam rubber collar of the human suit - so that he could appear to "speak" like a real uncle! (*everyone ahh's and nods*) |
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Mar 23, 2016 05:45
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now imagine the bit where ghost dad turns around at the end and sees the uncle is back again and is like "yikes!" but it's just piso wearing the rubber human mask and everyone has a good laugh. iris out |
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Mar 23, 2016 05:47
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i would stop being in hamlet
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Mar 23, 2016 06:00
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i would pretend to kill myself so i could run away with my boyfriend who has a donkey head
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Mar 23, 2016 06:17
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I would probably try to get the passing-by theater troupe to perform a play I wrote based on the killing, make sure my uncle was at the show and gauge his reaction. While acting crazy, so people think I'm harmless and that they shouldn't murder me. That seems the most sensible course to follow. |
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Mar 23, 2016 07:58
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*rolls eyes* whaaaaatever dad
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Mar 23, 2016 08:11
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dad: boy when your uncle gary said he wanted to come over and bury the hatchet, i didnt think he meant it like this! me: ok dad: get it me: yeah dad: because of the axe in my skull. your uncle gary killed me with an axe. me: ok
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Mar 23, 2016 08:14
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I cannot be sure that my ghost dad is not a demon trying to deceive me but my uncle banging my mom isn't cool. |
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Mar 23, 2016 11:39
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Glass Bottom Boat posted:*rolls eyes* whaaaaatever dad lol |
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Mar 23, 2016 12:00
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dad: *floats through wall* hey son how ya doin me: go away dad dad: hows that getting revenge on uncle gary thing going? me: im watching anime dad: workin hard or hardly workin? me: omg
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Mar 23, 2016 12:07
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ghost dad went to far when he started leaving me "honey do, honey done" reminder notes about revenge killing uncle gary
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Mar 23, 2016 12:24
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ghost dad: sooo, my bad. it turns out your uncle Claudius actually didn't kill me. lmbo. ghost brain, you know haha. me: goddammit dad. ghost dad: oh well, no harm, no foul amirte? so, how's Ophelia? Piso Mojado fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Mar 23, 2016 |
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Mar 23, 2016 13:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rsaqka8Pxj0
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Mar 23, 2016 13:43
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ophelia: oh hamlet thou art so cute... it is warm in here, wouldst thou disrobe a little with me?  ghost dad: muurderrr most fouuul... me: dad I told you NOT in my ROOM |
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Mar 23, 2016 13:51
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Mar 23, 2016 13:51
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Shakespeare intended the plight of Ophelia to represent an alternate universe where Ferris didn't save Cameron from drowning in the pool. |
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Mar 23, 2016 13:56
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Piso Mojado posted:Shakespeare intended the plight of Ophelia to represent an alternate universe where Ferris didn't save Cameron from drowning in the pool. Rosencranz and Guildenstern represent the principal, sent to foil the protagonist but only moving towards their own demise. The post credit sequence where the principal is shown to live again was Stoppard's inspiration for R&G Are Dead |
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Mar 23, 2016 14:09
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No, gently caress YOU, dad. |
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Mar 23, 2016 14:17
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Dead Dad: Hello, I'm back from the dead to talk to you because your uncle killed me. *I turn around and my face splits into a twisted impish grin. My whole life has led to this moment of triumph.* Me:Hello! My name is Trex, nice to meet you Back-From-The-Dead-To-Talk-To-You-Because-Your-Uncle-Killed-Me!!!! |
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Mar 23, 2016 14:21
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:Dead Dad: Hello, I'm back from the dead to talk to you because your uncle killed me.
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Mar 23, 2016 14:44
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:Dead Dad: Hello, I'm back from the dead to talk to you because your uncle killed me. lol |
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Mar 23, 2016 15:54
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alnilam posted:Rosencranz and Guildenstern represent the principal, sent to foil the protagonist but only moving towards their own demise. The post credit sequence where the principal is shown to live again was Stoppard's inspiration for R&G Are Dead hamlet [showering]: "Life moves pretty fast..." *looks directly at audience, head full of shampoo* "...if ye not heed caution, thou might just miss it." nearby bard: "bow bow, chick chicka-chickaaa." |
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Mar 23, 2016 16:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z9Ismh1elM&t=42s |
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Mar 23, 2016 16:30
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Piso Mojado posted:keep in mind that revenge would mean either poison or sword, possibly both. It's cutting his throat in a church or nothing.
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Mar 23, 2016 17:05
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as if I need someone to tell me to kill my uncle
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Mar 23, 2016 17:22
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i'd leave to be a part of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are alive and well and living in Paris
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Mar 23, 2016 20:51
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mc lars made a hamlet song too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhVYgNdPJmc |
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Mar 24, 2016 00:42
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poison in the ear was THE trendy way to kill people back in olden times none of this gun or stabbing bullshit, simpler times
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Mar 24, 2016 03:24
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This happened to me and I killed my uncle and now everything is great |
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Mar 24, 2016 09:39
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id do anything a ghost told me
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Mar 24, 2016 09:44
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:This happened to me and I killed my uncle and now everything is great how did you kill him? |
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Mar 24, 2016 11:59
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:Dead Dad: Hello, I'm back from the dead to talk to you because your uncle killed me. |
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Mar 24, 2016 15:11
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Ghost Dad (in booming ominous voice): Your uncle killed me, you must avenge me son! Me (in high pitched whiny sarcastic voice): "Your uncle killed me. You must avenge me son!" |
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