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Ometeotl
Feb 13, 2012



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I said come in! posted:

There's no competition right now and things are just fine.

Did you escape your neogaf containment board or something?

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Stux brings a wave of poo poo wherever he goes.

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Lady Naga posted:

Cool to know my opinions don't matter the minute they don't agree with yours, what a sad way to live life.

That seems to be the basis for every single post you make, so...

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The only confirmation is that that would be far too expensive for a company like Nintendo to consider at this time.

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Pirate Jet posted:

The even weirder part about Nintendo's belief with this is that the Wii fell off hard later in the generation, partially because its target demographic moved on to smartphones and tablets for casual gaming, and partially because the problems with people getting tired of old hardware was even more exacerbated by the Wii's hardware being over a decade old. So they actually wound up in third place in the generation even with their massive boost at the beginning.

Uhh, Wii sold ~102 million worldwide compared to ~85 million each for the other two.

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A bit, but I doubt they will. If they keep touch, they can make ports of their mobile games to the NX (as Wall Street Journal is claiming to be the case) so they get more people on their own ecosystem and less on iOS/Android and their 30% cut.

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Neogaf mockups always suck. Back in the day when Project Cafe was all we knew the Wii U by, neogaf mockups had the gamepad as like an iphone thin screen that had its controls fold out from within.

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ArmyOfMidgets posted:

I get the feeling that they'll mention something about the NX announcement at the end of tomorrow's Direct, like "Mark your calendars because we have another direct (event?) coming, on September # we will unveil the NX!" or maybe just a vague "later this/next month we will have a Nintendo Direct all about the NX"

If they do, the wording they use will be akin to "Tune in on ______ for a special Direct focused on the future of Nintendo" or something

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MinibarMatchman posted:

uh kind of a big difference between the laughable 32 gig of internal storage and the median of like 250 to 500 in modern consoles. not sure how handheld feature will work when you're unable to bring your stupid 500 gig brick along with you.

"Yeah just slap that 500 GB harddrive onto the portable system"

- Someone who doesn't understand how space works.

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I wish it used nice sprite art instead of its current style, but it looks fine as a spinoff title.

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Anidav posted:

Neogaf is eating itself.

Well a zombie can't further zombify, so...

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Sam Faust posted:

I was wondering if the trailer might actually be an announcement for some bigger event. Like they show mostly just the console itself and then end the video saying to watch some 2-hour mega-direct in November where they go into detail what the launch games are.

Yeah, basically.

https://twitter.com/LaurakBuzz/status/788905945795616773

https://twitter.com/LaurakBuzz/status/788905169144676352

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Some of you guys are right, it WOULD make you look silly bringing your game console tablet hybrid to a social event with your friends. And we all know that modern gaming is not at all trying to push people into looking silly.

This is where you pretend I posted a bunch of pics of people using the PSVR, Oculus Rift or Vive.

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unlawfulsoup posted:

This is a million times less awkward than VR, and all of the social pics of VR are hysterical. Nothing more sociable than having a loving helmet strapped to your face.

Yeah, that was kind of my point.

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Knifegrab posted:

I'm glad I could see this romantic scene play out.

Our first date is going to be waiting in line to buy a Switch.

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This thing is not using Android unless Nintendo wants it to be hacked open before it even releases.

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BGrifter posted:

It already exists.



Or if you prefer:



I'm not entirely convinced you know what a SNES is.

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It's not really considered gaming unless the console rests on top of the TV so you have to keep moving the controller cords out of the way of the screen.

Ometeotl fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Oct 30, 2016

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https://mobile.twitter.com/Nibellion/status/792745671627575297

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deadly_pudding posted:

Hanzo and Genji are definitely Marth and Roy, respectively. Link is Junkrat so he can do couples cosplay with Ganon Road Hog.

No you fool, Waluigi is Junkrat.

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ThisIsACoolGuy posted:

Can't wait to play BotW on launch day and hear about how Emily's tweet once again mysteriously vanished and how her "sources were wrong again haha oops"

Did she reject you when you tried hitting on her or something because you're really weird about how much you love tearing her down.

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Saying that there's no PoC in the Mario universe? All of you should have your Nintendo accounts revoked for being so glaringly wrong in these dumb pages of arguments.

Ometeotl fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Dec 23, 2016

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big mean giraffe posted:

Just like that Mario game they showed as a proof of concept everyone is convinced exists?

Congratulations on having the dumbest post in a thread that I said come in! has recently posted in.

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https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/819397822986358784

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Overwatch with Nintendo skins

Pharah - Samus
D.Va - Zero Suit Samus in a Samus's Ship mech
Junkrat - Waluigi
Roadhog - Wario
Reinhart - Dedede
Winston - Donkey Kong

That's all I got

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https://twitter.com/GoNintendoTweet/status/819731156279169026

1 per person and 38 total. Not too bad.

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Countdown!!!!!

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Wii U Reveal: "Lol peoople don't even know if it's a new console or a new controller"

Switch Reveal: "Lol why are they going over the basics?"

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Tokyo EAD is illegal, no team should be this talented.

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Well I got my pre-order in. I think the real challenge will be that fancy BotW collector's edition.

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Nuts and Gum posted:

They probably sacrificed a 1080p screen for the touch input for some retarded reason and believe it to be the right choice.

*shows zero use for it in commercial*

"I can't believe the battery life is so short"

"I can't believe that it doesn't have a 1080p screen"

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Fix posted:

Did anyone say The Hats Have Eyes yet? Because I was gonna say it.

MAY THE HATS EAT YOUR EYES!





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dulfJo-NmWU&t=151s

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Jose posted:

is it more powerful than the wii u?

Nintendo would have had to try for it not be, using the Tegra tech.

E:

Brother Entropy posted:

when's the treehouse stream starting tomorrow

12:30 EST

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bloodychill posted:

MonHun and Xenoblade are technically 3rd party titles and they're the ones I get excited about. I also get excited about 1st party title Pikmin. I was hoping to hear something about Pikmin.

Nintendo owns Monolith outright.

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So do people not realize that New Donk City is just one map in Super Mario Odyssey?

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http://www.gamestop.com/games/the-legend-of-zelda-breath-of-wild-masters-edition/141917

hmmmmmmmm

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ihatepants posted:

I don't think it'll actually let you check out with this (it might already be out of stock). I couldn't get it to work so I ended up buying the special edition instead.

When I posted that link it was listed for $999

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ThisIsACoolGuy posted:

I love that the twitter leakers got literally nothing right.

I can't help but feel smug after being told "Nuh uh they've got sources why don't you believe them??"

Can't wait to get my order in at gamestop when I wake up and head on out :v:!

Except for everything, sure, but I know how much you outright despise them for whatever reason.

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