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Nintendo, at the beginning of 2016. "Okay so we've all agreed the new name is going to be the Neo Scorpio, right? No way in hell we need to change anything."
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UE4 is coming to the Wii U but only because of the Bloodstained kickstarter and it'll be so late as to be worthless for anyone else. I believe there was a stretch goal where they were getting Armature studio to handle getting it on Wii U and Vita just so the game could be ported to there.
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Aug 22, 2016 14:10
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The NintenPinto. You can dock it but I wouldn't recommend it.
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Aug 25, 2016 19:06
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I press the power button on my brand new NX and oh my god, what is that, is that what I think... it is! It's R.O.B., it's just transformed into R.O.B. my robotic operating buddy, he's sliding out of my entertainment center and he's following me around and I can finally play Gyromite NX by walking him around my neighborhood, and his laser cannon will take out the bullies at school, it is amazing, god bless Nintendo!
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Aug 29, 2016 21:08
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The people that would have bought Pokemon on a phone are playing Pokemon Go and happier for its simplicity.
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Aug 31, 2016 17:17
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:A lot of people went and bought real Pokemon games after being disappointed by Pokemon Go. Yes, the same people that never stopped paying attention to the mainline games in the first place.
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Aug 31, 2016 17:34
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The NX will include Kinect like voice commands. "Letsa go!" turns on the system, "Itsa me!" logs you in to the Nintendo network, and "I'm da winner!" brings up your new Nintendo Awards list so you can count your sick gamerscore.
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Aug 31, 2016 20:29
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deadly_pudding posted:What happens if I say "OH YEAH, WARIO TIME" You login in to player 3, where the themes are upside down and you can steal other player's cheevos.
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Aug 31, 2016 20:50
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Guy Goodbody posted:Then shouldn't the anger and Metal Gear Solid comparisons have come when the first Metroid Prime came out? Instead of now, when the fourth Metroid Prime came out and some people didn't like it because you don't get to play as the sexy babe? If you think people weren't complaining about Metroid Prime being a first person game after no Metroid games since the Super Nintendo you're highly mistaken.
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Sep 2, 2016 05:23
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People been talking all this time about NX... NX what? NXSF? NXMK? NXSNK? Or are you gonna tell me that Nintendo characters are going to fight Tekken characters? Nintendo cross Tekken would be stupid!
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Sep 2, 2016 17:35
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Wildtortilla posted:Where were you during the debacle? At the store, buying a Wii U.
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Sep 2, 2016 17:43
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The NX comes with coupons for hugs, it's one downfall.
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Sep 2, 2016 20:01
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The NX will use phones as cartridges and then Amiibo for the create a character. Put in your Razr and Samus amiibo for... nothing, they're both dead!
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Sep 7, 2016 19:30
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Al-Saqr posted:Mario 2 is on the iPhone Nintendo just hit the Doki Doki Panic button.
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Sep 7, 2016 21:50
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BillmasterCozb posted:The NX will absorb any console it comes into contact with, gaining the strength of it. Noow I'VE got your console exclusive!
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Sep 8, 2016 02:27
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Chernabog posted:Will the NX have a headphone jack? It has a car jack, because again the NX is a car. Doesn't come with jumper cables though, 'cause Nintendo.
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Sep 8, 2016 16:16
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The NX, well, it's simply to die for.
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Sep 8, 2016 19:12
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Sony already stole their idea, it was called the Vita TV. NX will just have a screen on it.
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Sep 8, 2016 19:19
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Ni-oh, now coming out for the PS4 Pro and the NX Neo, playable with your Wii U Pro controller via a proprietary cable.
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Sep 8, 2016 20:34
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The NX, launching with Monster Hunter 5. The first big beastie you'll be able to sink your double giant swords into will be the Nintendrome.
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Sep 8, 2016 21:58
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Nintendonx is rock snake consolemon that eventually evolves into Nintenstelx when it is announced.
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Sep 9, 2016 19:13
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TheScott2K posted:Doesn't matter, MS wants you buying Xbox games not playing old Nintendo games. That's why the best thing in their library is Killer Instinct and Rare Replay.
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Sep 9, 2016 19:46
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Haha, you know how many famous characters this would gently caress over? Those fuckers would do it just to take down all of anime.
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Sep 9, 2016 22:29
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And thoroughly pointless, because the NX is powered by the same chipsets you could find in a microwave circa 1988.
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Sep 12, 2016 17:18
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It would be a difficult task to port Breath of the Wild to a system only designed to display four numbers but of course Nintendo is amazing and did it.
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Sep 12, 2016 17:20
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It runs on the X7, which is the worst game in the series, and the X6, which is poorly designed but which got poo poo out in a year.
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Sep 12, 2016 17:56
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greatn posted:Mega Man 7 was made in like 3 months and it's great. The port for NX has taken like 3 years and will be Retro's new game.
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Sep 12, 2016 18:46
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greatn posted:I've heard Android actually sucks at getting out of the way. I won't stand for such racism against our robotic friends.
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Sep 12, 2016 18:58
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It's amazing that the NX could finally download more RAM and make rubes of millions of jokesters, dare I say memers, on the Internet.
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Sep 12, 2016 19:04
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Pay $2.99 to see Princess' Peach, day one Smash NX DLC.
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Sep 12, 2016 19:57
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Quest For Glory II posted:where were you when the Nintendo Super Wii was announced at the Gamestop Expo for Only Retailers At the store, waiting for it's midnight release.
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Sep 12, 2016 20:25
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The great NX was created solely to raise Iwata from the dead but heck, we can throw a president in there too.
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Sep 12, 2016 22:00
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The fact that NX refused to show up at Sony's presser at the Tokyo Game Show is PROOF that it is actually the Scorpio, the next console from Microsoft. Legendary reveal to be announced two days from yesterday.
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Sep 13, 2016 14:32
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As is proof with the Dreamcast, cooperating with Microsoft does not preclude cooperating with Sega.
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Sep 13, 2016 14:40
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It makes total sense, you guys are just so behind, the NX is just the subscription model for the New Nintendo Wii U Ex+ Alpha
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Sep 13, 2016 19:00
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The only people who need to buy time are future purchasers of the NX, Nintendo's revolutionary time travel device.
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Sep 13, 2016 19:15
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Guy Goodbody posted:I've never played Paper Mario, why are people upset about this new one? Because the Paper Mario games on N64 and Gamecube were good and then the next two were both different than those (and from each other) and the latest one is like the one just proceeding it which had really boring gameplay.
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Sep 13, 2016 20:10
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With all the stuff people seem to be saying it does, can you really blame them? It sounds miraculous.
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Sep 13, 2016 20:28
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People get paid to make the obliquely stupid posts I've been making in this thread. ...because word is now that the NX is a device exclusively to make shitposts and the people getting paid are Nintendo.
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You can't hit the broad side of a barn with an NX, but you can hunt ducks, that's right, Duck Hunt NX is a launch title, hoo yeah.
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