Most YOSPOS Star Trek Dude(ette)

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Data - He is literally a computer. Then again, he wants to be more human whereas I think many YOSPOSters want to me more computer. Interesting. He also has a "catte"

Lieutenant Commander (later Commander, and later Captain) Montgomery Scott of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) and USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-A) - This guy is pretty YOSPOS. Really works the full stack and is a big fatso to boot. Pretty drat YOSPOS. If they had Jorts on the Enterprise, heh, he'd have em.

Lieutenant (later Lieutenant Commander) Geordi La Forge of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D) and the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-E) - This guy had sex with a AI babe on the holodeck and was a real creeper. pretty drat YOSPOS in my mind, since he did it with the holo-chick. Not to mention he *starts giggling* could never get laid. Pretty drat YOSPOS.

Senior Chief Petty Officer Miles O'Brien of the USS Defiant, also chief of operations of Deep Space 9 - This guy had an Asian Wife. That's loving YOSPOS as hell. San Francisco Style.

Lieutenant junior grade B'Elanna Torres of the USS Voyager - Stupid Bitch. Not very YOSPOS. Not to mention she was really strong. Although, maybe she's ;like a Buff Brogrammer? She was really strong.

Some alternatives:

As some of us get later in our careers, we are (unwilingly!) co-opted into management positions.

-Picard: Basically a nerdlinger. Reminds me of Star Wars Sex Parriot. The rtules are very important.

- noonien soong - this guy is a programmer and epic engineer. Hes also OLD AS HELL, basically Rotor. I bet he used a CNC machine to make DATA! Rotor!

- tar Monster that killed Tasha Yarr - Basically a manchild who killed a woman. Reiser FS anyone? This guy wouild paint Warhammer models and jack off to hentai I bet.

- that dude who drank kanaar a lot - YOSPOSTERS love to DRINK! If we had Kanar, I bed we'd drink it! YOSPOS BITCH!

- captain Kirk - reminds me of Tori CMos. Really cool and charismatic. Totally awesome and revered by all. Basically the most boss hoss in the fleet. if his DB SCHEMA was under attack he could do the thing where the enterprise seperates into the stupid engine thing and the disc and then do a sick battle move where they attack from different angles and pwn some fools.

EDIT:
7 of Nine. she si a ROBOT who has no social skills, pretty drat YOSPOS.

heres a song to listent o whiel u ruminate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPrQaXNsvnQ

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Gold Pressed Latinum-Mine

# ? Mar 24, 2016 05:36

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

broccoli

# ? Mar 24, 2016 05:42

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

persis khambatta

# ? Mar 24, 2016 05:43

Fuzzy Mammal: Aug 15, 2001; Lipstick Apathy

gotta be barclay, or the doctor. neuroses ftw

# ? Mar 24, 2016 05:45

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Sham bam bamina! posted:

broccoli

# ? Mar 24, 2016 05:48

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Q because he has root access

# ? Mar 24, 2016 05:59

Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

its wesley you loving idiots

# ? Mar 24, 2016 06:00

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

didnt this thread used to mention star wars also? c-3p0 is a nerd who annoys everyone he talks to. thats p yospos

# ? Mar 24, 2016 07:25

emoji: Jun 4, 2004

7 of 9 has b1g br0g b00bs

# ? Mar 24, 2016 07:41

Hemick: Mar 4, 2007

emoji posted:

7 of 9 has b1g br0g b00bs

they aren't real (see: nanites all up in dem titays)

# ? Mar 24, 2016 07:51

du -hast: Mar 12, 2003; BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

goodmine immediately

# ? Mar 24, 2016 12:35

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Sham bam bamina! posted:

broccoli

broccoli was the most yospos because he spent all his time in the holodeck

# ? Mar 24, 2016 15:20

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

Shaggar posted:

broccoli was the most yospos because he spent all his time in the holodeck

had fantasies about banging his superiors

# ? Mar 24, 2016 15:22

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

harry kim - total dweeb. computer janitor of voyager. no game. pretty yospos imo

# ? Mar 24, 2016 15:22

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

obrien since he had that white male asian female couple thing going on.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 15:23

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

james t kirk bc of his first name

# ? Mar 24, 2016 15:23

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Shaggar posted:

harry kim - total dweeb. computer janitor of voyager. no game. pretty yospos imo

Kim and barclay probably win, yeah

# ? Mar 24, 2016 15:26

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

I think they are the most traditionally yospos since they are pretty boring and mostly harmless

# ? Mar 24, 2016 15:27

Winkle-Daddy: Mar 10, 2007

it's data, op.

Data posted:

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:06

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Shaggar posted:

harry kim - total dweeb. computer janitor of voyager. no game. pretty yospos imo

lol he kept getting locked out of whatever compubullshit thing they needed too

dude was so junior they didn't even give him the root password :xd:

# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:09

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

don't forget that geordi la forge created an incredibly hostile workplace for the engineer that literally designed the enterprise warp engines, and then basically called her a huge bitch when she yelled at him about it

also wesley crusher probably pulled more tail on the ship than geordi did lol

# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:13

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

i googled "gul dukat did nothing wrong" to see if anyone made that joke already but they did, so i dont have anything to contribute to your thread op. sorry

# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:21

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Its obviously barclay but since that's been covered I'll say those Bynar guys that show up for one episode in season 1:

* Spend all their time on a planet wide computer, have computers in their head
* Always hang around with other dudes
* Ultimately irrelevant, only showing up once in TNG

YOSPOS

edit: Oh right, they also programmed a sex bot for Riker to distract him, thats pretty great too

ADINSX fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Mar 24, 2016

# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:46

burning swine: May 26, 2004

the dumb aliens whose ship would no longer go so geordi had to beam over and clean the heads on their vcr

# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:51

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

the aliens who spoke binary and whose planet was a big computer that broke

# ? Mar 24, 2016 16:58

obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Grandpa Kirk - old, like rotor lol
Fat Data - Go easy with the cheetos haha

# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:02

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

obrien won't stop posting in slack about how the LCARS guys aren't "real engineers"

# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:23

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

FopeDush posted:

the dumb aliens whose ship would no longer go so geordi had to beam over and clean the heads on their vcr

actually their ship would go, they were just scamming the enterprise for free poo poo

# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:23

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

gul c'mos makes every conversation about how awesome cardassia is even though nobody cares about that has-been planet

# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:24

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

something about smythe being morn I'm running out of steam here

# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:26

obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

If u think about it, their salary makes them all p yospos. they probably all make the deece ten hundred space figs

# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:34

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

neelix

horrifying to look at, hairy as all hell and incredibly grating to deal with

# ? Mar 24, 2016 17:59

Hemick: Mar 4, 2007

Beeftweeter posted:

neelix

horrifying to look at, hairy as all hell and incredibly grating to deal with

and on the topic of Neelix, Tuvix would be the least YOSPOS character in every way except his early demise.

# ? Mar 24, 2016 18:08

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Smythe posted:

Lieutenant Commander (later Commander, and later Captain) Montgomery Scott of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) and USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-A) - This guy is pretty YOSPOS. Really works the full stack and is a big fatso to boot. Pretty drat YOSPOS. If they had Jorts on the Enterprise, heh, he'd have em.

scotty rocked a kilt which is even more yospos than jorts

# ? Mar 24, 2016 18:20