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My not gay son and his wife had a baby yesterday about 2 o'clock local time. I'm looking forward to when I can teach the kid all the swear words I know, how to launch a good sticky loogie acurately, and to piss for distance. This will probably be the only grandchild I'll get because my other children are just not really the reproducing types (one is a goon and the other an anime). I guess I should be more excited about inflicting my genes on yet another generation, but honestly right now I just feel like "yeah a baby. I'll watch the kid for you when he stops making GBS threads his pants. And don't drop him off here without bringing beer" I'm also pretty sure there aren't many of you that can relate so you probably don't really give a gently caress. IDC you ain't getting a cigar anyways.
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Shaquin posted:you are now engaged in a subtle battle with your daughter in laws father to be the cool grandpa good luck and plan accordingly no contest. he's a doctor and religious and poo poo and i'm an old hippie biker with guns SLICK GOKU BABY posted:How sure are you that your son is not gay? pretty sure. like 99.99999% whoflungpoop posted:Grandpa always tells this story i once cut a cow in half with a chainsaw
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amityville anus posted:my grandmothers are dead you're missing the joke here. you see, when my grandson is old enough to understand, I'm going to say to him, "I hosed your grandmother" and it will be a wholely and completely accurate statement. but anyways, when did your grans die? if it was any time after about 1970 or 71 there is always the possibility that i did bone one or both of them.
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the great deceiver posted:my polack jew grandmother is still alive and at like 90 i imagine she could use a deep dickin pics plz
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Mar 24, 2016 09:31
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amityville anus posted:i was insinuating that you dug them up and hosed them. you're missing the point where I didn't read the OP i don't gently caress dead chicks. it's the worms y'know
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Mar 24, 2016 10:02
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notZaar posted:So are you a really old guy or are you from one of those types of families where it's OK to get knocked up at 17? i'm 60 my oldest kid (the goon) is 35 and the new dad kid is 31
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JiveHonky posted:this thread is freaking me out LadyAmbien posted:Same. Not all geezers fit your stereotypes. Open your minds a bit.
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ChrisHansen posted:I think it's about time you buy an rv and travel the country, old timer nah, i'm happy where i am. i've done plenty roadtripping in my life and seen what i've wanted to see
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Pththya-lyi posted:On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird does the baby look? 1 is "actually quite cute" and 10 is "Lovecraftian monstrosity" the kid ugly. i am disapoint jackyl posted:did u goatse your goon son first or did he goatse u first? he goatse me first. he bought my account as a xmas present. my password was attached to a bottle of maker's mark. i said son isn't that like putting a loaded .38 in a toddlers xmas stocking? he said lurk more noob jarofpiss posted:looks like we got another boomer on the loose that somehow escaped obama's death panels. again. i'm one of the good ones, i vote socialist
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