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i watched man of steel when i was incarcerated and had literally nothing better to do and even then i felt like i was wasting my time
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thathonkey posted:If youre talking about the first Blade movie and none of the sequels then i agree yeah of course.
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Mar 24, 2016 11:07
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another comic book premise made obsolete by watchmen watchmen 
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everybody thinking Deadpool being a hard R was such a game changer it's like you dumb bastards Wesley nailed it in 98
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Mar 24, 2016 11:10
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was 1998 a real year or was it all just a dream
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Mar 24, 2016 11:13
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it was real that was the year dragula came out
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Mar 24, 2016 11:17
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i try not to remember the 90's because the sequel to them ended up being awful
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Mar 24, 2016 11:19
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i assumed it would be bad but i hoped it wouldn't be so that sucks there's a nugget of a good concept in there. after superman powerbombed michael shannon through fifty 9-11s worth of skyscrapers and then violently snapped his neck, you could tell a pretty good story about batman reacting to that nonsense and then them learning from each other and then loving
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Mar 24, 2016 11:26
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you can never tell a good story with superman because hes the worst other than maybe that one comic where lex luthor tricks him into getting superman cancer and he is dying all star was it??
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Mar 24, 2016 11:28
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Breaking news Zack Snyder makes a bad movie, dozens expressed mild surprise
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Mar 24, 2016 11:31
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I also liked him in the run where its about all the justice leaguers being old timers in the world where super humans are in their second generation and running wild loving poo poo up because they are just duking it out in the streets and theres so drat many of them can't remember the name the art was so crazy for that made me kind of queasy to read it in a good way
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Mar 24, 2016 11:32
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Shaquin posted:you can never tell a good story with superman because hes the worst other than maybe that one comic where lex luthor tricks him into getting superman cancer and he is dying all star was it?? all star yeah. he and batman dont gently caress in that one though (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mar 24, 2016 11:32
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Whose permission would I need to use this as my av?
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Mar 24, 2016 11:32
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Marshall Louis posted:Whose permission would I need to use this as my av? Dick Comics, acting CEO of DC Comics
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Batman's motive makes sense at the beginning, but after a certain point even Alfred's like "dude this is retarded have you even tried talking to him?" And then Superman tries talking to him, gets upset and flings Batman/Power Armor forty yards away. Just lovely negotiators, these two. There are cameos of Flash and Aquaman, and holy  are they great. Security footage of The Guy Who Is The Flash (no costume) trying to choose a gallon of milk before saving a convenience store owner being robbed at gunpoint. Aquaman's is remote submarine footage approaching an undersea wreck, before a pair of glowing eyes swim out from the darkness inside. BOOM, Aquaman swims up to the submarine, hair flowing magnificently in the water, before....waiting like 30 seconds to do anything, and then using his trident to...I dunno, punch the sub or something. Riveting.Also Lex Luthor knows who everybody is the whole time, I guess? Or figures it out offscreen? I dunno.
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why did they let ben affleck be kind of fat for this or is it just that he looks chub when jacked
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Shaquin posted:indeed in the high brow field of "big name comic book movie" it is a true upset when they turn out to be horrible garbage and is certainly not just what all of them are intrinsically
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Shaquin posted:why did they let ben affleck be kind of fat for this or is it just that he looks chub when jacked There's a scene where he works out even MORE to prep for his fight with Superman. He doesn't look chub in it. Maybe that scene was added just for you.
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Shinjobi posted:There's a scene where he works out even MORE to prep for his fight with Superman. He doesn't look chub in it. Maybe that scene was added just for you. he just looked kinda fat in the armor in the preview
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Mar 24, 2016 11:49
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the armor is essentially just a decorative plot device to silence nerds who'd scream "BATMAN COULDN'T TAKE A PUNCH FROM ANGRY SUPERMAN." There's nothing special about it at all aside from it being armor.
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Mar 24, 2016 11:51
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shoulda been the kryptonite suit mentioned earlier giving him lethal cancer the whole time he was wearing it
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spud posted:I am not a big comic book fan, but I never understood this one: Laser eye is such a dumbass design. Why would an alien specie evolve such a specific feature? If Superman's eyes can kill, his jizz would have killed Lois Lane many times over. I hope Superman experiment his penis on a cheap whore first.
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Mar 24, 2016 12:00
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the kryptonian penis gets more flaccid as arousal increases this is why his relationship with lois lane is so dysfunctional
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Mar 24, 2016 12:02
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Since bullets bounce off him and stuff, would pegging superman even do anything? Like, would those tissues even bend enough from the pressure to stimulate?
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Mar 24, 2016 12:19
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does batman really kill people in this movie
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I'm glad this movie is bad
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CharlestonJew posted:does batman really kill people in this movie he does also brands them with the bat symbol.
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Mar 24, 2016 12:34
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i read that issue. there is a mysterious virus/affliction that makes people exploded and die in gay city and super man has to figure it out. i think he actualy pushes someone down a flight of stares were they break their neck.
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Mar 24, 2016 12:34
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CharlestonJew posted:does batman really kill people in this movie Is this a problem? He's killed people in every other movie he's in except maybe Batman 66.
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whatever7 posted:Laser eye is such a dumbass design. Why would an alien specie evolve such a specific feature? Lois Lane has a vagina like a wizards sleeve and has to use staples to make sure her guts don't fall out They never covered THAT in the loving comics did they? Real people, real issues. gently caress you Superman.
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Mar 24, 2016 12:36
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so is hawkgirl going to be in the justice league? was she in this movie?
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Mar 24, 2016 12:42
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remember that movie where ben affleck's wife framed him for killing her man batman wtf
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AMERICA: How nuch mpreg is in this film? How big do these fuckers get? ZACK SNYDER: Well uhh umm... AMERICA: I ASKED YOU A QUESTION IDIOT
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Wonder Woman is sexy af and her scenes made it worth sitting through it.
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Ben Affleck takes a dump in his pants. Walks around in it for 2 and a half hours.
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Unbelievably Fat Man posted:Is this a problem? He's killed people in every other movie he's in except maybe Batman 66. yeah its like one of the core tenants of batmans character and stuff just because other movies do it doesnt make it right
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This movie pits the most powerful DC her character against ....superman. Batman is by far the most powerful character in the comics to the point that its laughable. Every situation that you can think of...batman has 3 solutions to winning it. Anyone he is up against, he somehow knows their secret weakness. He will be fighting random thug on the streets and he will somehow know the guys address and blood type. Its a stupid side effect of the writers having to somehow come up with a way for batman to hang with people that can fart and put out the sun. There is zero ways that batman could win in a fight against half of the DC heroes, let alone superman unless they write some comically crazy set of events that somehow give batman the advantage. Also this movie is looking horrible. Lex pissing in people coffee, batman killing people...but the joker is somehow alive still, the big fight is settled by superman calling out for his mommy. badjohny fucked around with this message at 13:27 on Mar 24, 2016 |
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Mar 24, 2016 13:13
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Ben Affleck, with noticable poop bulge, stumbles around Metropolis. Various instances of regular citizens noticing it in disgust. Culminates in confrontation with Superman at end. Ben Affleck drops stellar one liner, "Eyes up here, mister!".
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i'd pay good money 2 watch ben affleck and christian bale fight each other but they have to promise no sex before i go in the theatre
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idk i can see batman beating a lot of super powered folks but i dont think it would necessarily boil down to a crass literal bout of fist fighting more of an elaborate plotted out guillotine that hes had hanging over their head the whole time
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