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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Breaking News: Batman vs Superman is bad
 
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Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

ScrubLeague posted:

News flash Batman has always sucked and somehow Chris Nolan made 3 good movies about him and also Rises.

Newsflash none of those batman movies are good because theyre all batman movies

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

literally a hog posted:

Why? I honestly can't see him doing anything new or different that would warrant another solo movie.


Maybe a Batman: Beyond movie with crazy art style where hes just a retired old rear end in a top hat and crazy futuretech. Id probably go see that.

Henry Rollins could even play Mad Stan.

I'd love a movie that is 2 hours of batman being drug behind a truck while slide music plays

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Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Cubone posted:

I'm pretty sure he punches a dehydrated henchman who was rehydrated with the wrong water so hard that he evaporates

... Huh.
Batman 89 he throws that guy off the bell tower and murders Joker with a gargoyle, Returns he pushes a clown into the sewer and then throws a bomb in after him, Forever he throws money at Two Face until he falls into a big fuckin pit, Begins he blows up the castle full of ninjas and only saves the most dangerous one, Dark Knight he dive-tackles Two-Face off a building...
I can't remember if he kills anybody in Rises or Batman & Robin tho

He certainly killed the publics interest in seeing anymore batman movies!

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