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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Breaking News: Batman vs Superman is bad
 
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flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

 Superman could just throw a stick at batman. Like, kryptonite doesn't stop twig from stabbing through your neck at supersonic speeds.

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flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

whatever7 posted:

Laser eye is such a dumbass design. Why would an alien specie evolve such a specific feature?

If Superman's eyes can kill, his jizz would have killed Lois Lane many times over. I hope Superman experiment his penis on a cheap whore first.

Pull out PULL OUT CLARK

*jizz fires into and out of lois' body like a .50 cal round, severing her spine*

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flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

 I wonder if Robin ever gets mad that Batman can get all the pussy he wants




whereas nobody wants robin




except maybe batman

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flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

 It takes a lot for me to not enjoy something so I'm betting I'll like it. I liked Man of Steel.

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flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Professor Shark posted:

Batman: The Animated Series and The Dark Knight are the only good Batmans

There has never been a good Superman anything

I hope to god you're only talking about movies or shows because Superman 64 was the pinnacle of gaming.

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flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014


Plot for the sequel to Batman vs. Superman leaked.

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