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I am not a big comic book fan, but I never understood this one: Batman: Normal dude who is just super rich, pretty smart, and works out a lot. Superman: Is an alien that can fly, lift up a truck, immune to bullets, can fire lasers from his eyes How can batman ever win?
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Why doesnt superman just smash the kryponite? Seems a lovely get out clause.
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Mar 24, 2016 09:59
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Doctor Dogballs posted:because kryptonite is really hard to break because it's made of steel See poo poo like this is why I don't like comic books.
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Mar 24, 2016 10:04
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Astrolite posted:how can anyone watch a superhero movie and not instantly kill themselves out of shame I like to look at men in spandex and doing it with 100ish strangers makes it less shameful.
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Mar 24, 2016 10:09
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CJacobs posted:Congrats you've found the problem with Superman interacting with any other superhero that comic book writers have desperately tip-toed on eggshells around for the past 60 years Does this mean I'm some sort of genius? My parents always said I was a "bit special" as a kid, but I've lead a really ordinary life.....until now. spud fucked around with this message at 10:39 on Mar 24, 2016 |
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Mar 24, 2016 10:35
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Does lex luthor have aids? He is like 30 and has no hair anywhere on his body.
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Mar 24, 2016 10:41
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the great deceiver posted:well then i think its fair to do what i always do and blame the chinese 
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Mar 24, 2016 10:58
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whatever7 posted:Laser eye is such a dumbass design. Why would an alien specie evolve such a specific feature? Lois Lane has a vagina like a wizards sleeve and has to use staples to make sure her guts don't fall out They never covered THAT in the loving comics did they? Real people, real issues. gently caress you Superman.
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