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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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batman's big secret weapon should be that his guano has high levels of potassium and makes excellent fertilizer

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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.... what exactly are the powers of the bird the Robin that robin the man-boy embodies again?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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here's an idea, woody allen directs the next superman movie. at least it would be interesting

e: he also stars of course

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

He is actually named after Robin Hood not the bird which is why he wore that gay outfit

Seems like his secret power should be robbing Batman blind in that case.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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"i am sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes on these motherfucking chutes and ladders!"

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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i don't know about this superman but i'd watch a movie about 'el hombre supremo'

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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i'm not sure if this has come up before but comic books are for children, not adults. there seems to be some confusion on that matter

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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just call me the 'man of peel'

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Batman vs Superman was a good rom-com.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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But how are her toes?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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here's a better movie idea

batterman vs souperman

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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society is ready for a cisjoker

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

bring back BATMANTIS

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Ah yes, I remember all those times from the comics where the Joker would call up somebody just to say 'gently caress you.'

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Nap Ghost
Batman: "I came here to kick rear end and eat small flying insects, and I'm all full."

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

i want suicide squad to succeed because then wed be one step closer to seeing a thundercats movie

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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it turns out that yesterday's man of tomorrow was today's future of things past

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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they're an implicit 'heh, heh, heh' on the end of the title

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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no, this is my granny's peach tea, i'm pretty sure

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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it turns out that superman's mom is named martha

spoiler alert

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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captain planet is due for a reboot

it would probably be p. depressing tho b/c i'm not sure how his powers fare against global warming

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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It's literally two hours of us watching Peter Parker being stood up for the homecoming dance.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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i can see the ads now

'get a little strange, summer '17'

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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that's for the triumphant re-release in a year a-la titanic

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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whatever7 posted:

There is no way Wonder Women doesn't suck. It has Carwoman 2 written all over it.

I hope it includes a basketball scene.

carwoman? sounds empowering!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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the bee plot is that barry b. benson, a bee just graduated from college, is disillusioned at his lone career choice: making honey. on a special trip outside the hive, barry's life is saved by vanessa, a florist in new york city. as their relationship blossoms, he discovers humans actually eat honey, and subsequently decides to sue them. starring jerry seinfeld and renee zellwaggler

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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9 out of 10 people whose mothers were named martha loved the new #UltimateEdition #WBHomeEnt

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Aquaman is by far my favorite comic book character, but if there was one thing I would change about him it's how his power is to control the creatures of the sea. Other than that - perfect!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Memory is smoke
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Nap Ghost

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
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Nap Ghost
'Well that's definitely the bat-signal - but it seems to be directing a hose? No...'

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Memory is smoke
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Nap Ghost
if only some superhero would save us from these terrible comic book movies

he could be called 'Grow the gently caress Up Man'

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Neurosis posted:

a large percentage of 30 year olds are playing a pokemon game. the decadent west is encouraging interests leading to intellectual regression, filling our lives with inconsequential minutiae distracting us from the slow decay of our own culture, a slow moral and cultural death which will only be brought to its end under the heel of the caliphate, which will ban such irresponsible and frivolous pastimes so we can live life as god intended.

it's just like they say, 'you'll love living in interesting times!'

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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stand aside, michaelangelo, there's a new david in town and his name is 'the joker (batman imposter version)'

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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i just realized

the real joker...

is the global capitalist system

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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ElGroucho posted:

I hope they re-explain Batman's origin story, I haven't quite grasped it yet

opera is the root of all evil

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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you've gotta be....

kidding me :smuggo:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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mind the walrus posted:

Finnegan's Wake II.3 for Workgroups

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Right, rich in nutrients such as nitrogen, unlike the atmospheres of other planets.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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what if you took a superhero like 'ant man' and had him team up with a superhero like 'aqua man'

i bet it might look something.... like this

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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1. it's not five hours long

2. you can leave in the middle if you want to

3. ???

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