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Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

So long, Skorpex!

https://www.presidentbaby.com
I'm one of the front page writers -- wait, don't browse away -- and one of the things I'm trying to do with my column is create lots & lots of photoshopped content. Why? Because people hate reading and they always will.

I wrote these with SA forums user Sugarbot -- feel free to join us & make some of your own!

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
car toys. a better way TO GO!

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"mmm yum its some soup"

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"campbells soup eat some soup today"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"The Meal of Kings."

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"its time forsoup. eat it."

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Shelf stable for 18 years

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"The Best Soup in the World."

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"As seen in that Warhol painting"

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
"Now compliant with the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990!"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"Don't start your hero's journey without it!"

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
"now with more soup"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"Eat Fresh 2016!"

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
"ice to meet you"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"Danger: POISON!"

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"salty drippings"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"A literal can of poo poo."

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015
"Now with 90% more cartoon children"

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
"you cant spell 'soupspoon' without 'soup'!"

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
"For those that cannot afford real food"

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

bring back old gbs posted:

"salty drippings"

I just snort laughed at this, so good job I think you've made me go into labour.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"This is a soup for stupid faggots, so that mean's it's perfect for you."

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
"get in...to soup!"

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
"its soup-erb"

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
"Now without stolen Native American bones!"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

LadyAmbien posted:

I just snort laughed at this, so good job I think you've made me go into labour.

:siren: IT'S HAPPENING! :siren: you heard it here first!

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
"It's Souper!"

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mad Monk posted:

"It's Souper!"

oh broth-er :grin:

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
"You'll Be Tempted to Lick the Razor-Edged Lid"

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
heres some stupid rear end soup

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Enfield posted:

heres some stupid rear end soup

Soup Poop

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Sea Patrol? More like SOUP-ATROL!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
"Bad soup"

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"canned billies - pre drained"

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
"Less Insect Filth than Leading Competitors"


"Insect Filth Soup"

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
"Soup for you, one can!"

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A puke scented scratch and sniff

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