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for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

literally the easiest food to make yourself and you bought it in a can go have a long hard think about your life

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TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




nutrient slurry

Xarthor
Nov 11, 2003

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Lipstick Apathy
I can't believe I had to type out this stupid drivel.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
DEFECTIVE PRODUCT PLEASE RECALL

fuckingtest
Mar 31, 2001

Just evolving, you know?
Right Here, Right Now.

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=VldjI06frRk&video_start=0&audio=g3MHNKMhcjg&audio_start=0

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
"Why not just eat Ramen if you're this desperate"

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Professor Shark posted:

Campbell's Chunky line is literally Bachelor Chow from Futurama



Just eat it you stupid loving single men! No one loves you, eat your loving slop you pathetic loser!

Rich brought some of these home and I looked at him in disgust and put it in the very back of the pantry so that he will have something to eat in a few years when I leave him.

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
good

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
collected drippings

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

"As featured in Upton Sinclair's The Jungle!"

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
"You thought you hated yourself before this"

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
"What goes down must come up"

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

LadyAmbien posted:

I just snort laughed at this, so good job I think you've made me go into labour.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


LadyAmbien posted:

Rich brought some of these home and I looked at him in disgust and put it in the very back of the pantry so that he will have something to eat in a few years when I leave him.

Some of them are pretty good, though.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Some of them are pretty good, though.

Yeah but most if them are gas giant, rotting in your stomach, garbage food

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

"Sucks Less!"

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
What are you going to do, eat crackers by themselves?

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Batman vs. Soup

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

dad gay. eat soup

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Thick Thoup

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:

Asterios posted:

"The 'S' in 'Soup' stands for Soup!"

Thanks Boisterous Coconuts I like your front page articles but I can't photoshop jokes so keep it up yeah

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


"soup: it's fun to say. soooooooooup"

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
'mix with water'

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Professor Shark posted:

Yeah but most if them are gas giant, rotting in your stomach, garbage food

any of these with barley are toxic fart warheads

Asterios
Apr 17, 2008

So long, Skorpex!

https://www.presidentbaby.com

MyChemicalImbalance posted:

Thanks Boisterous Coconuts I like your front page articles but I can't photoshop jokes so keep it up yeah

No thank YOU

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


pandora's can

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Harvested fresh from the rear end of some hobo

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


MiracleWhale posted:

pandora's can

(now without hfcs or hope)

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


"check this out", says campbell's exec in three piece suit. his gold cuff links glint in the sun coming through the floor-to-ceiling windows of the 80th floor board room as he gestures to the newest can design, fresh from the boys down in design:

THIS
SIDE ---->
UP

"get it, bruce!" the exec manages to choke out between body-shaking guffaws that make the gold chain on his pocket watch tremble. "it's pointing to the side of the can!"

the exec places the can on its side, so the arrow faces up, and it immediately rolls across the conference table until the arrow faces down. he rotates it again, and the can rolls rapidly away, across the polished hardwood, right over the edge. it makes a loud noise - SLAM! - as it hits the floor, but you can barely hear it over bruce bursting out laughing, gasping for air, slapping the other exec on the back.

"can't wait to see the kroger boys try and stock THAT!"

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
something about allen ginsberg or something?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
wait i meant put a banana on that thing!!

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

EorayMel posted:

Sea Patrol? More like SOUP-ATROL!


Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

you can do anything
with a can of soup

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Satisfies your hunger, but won't fill the emptiness inside you

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

our spokesman wants to have sex with adult women of sound mind and firm constitution

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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

gays welcome

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