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WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Goddamn it, we've all been fools! All this time he's been Johnny Carson!

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Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

He's Loki

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



IT'S PIKACHU

Alucard Nacirema
Apr 22, 2008

by exmarx

FirstPersonShitter posted:

if they're revealing the jokers true identity its gotta be soemthing important. if they're sticking with him being immortal because hes got jokertanium in his spine then I'm guessing he's either:

a) jebediah gotham

b) jebediah arkham

c) bruce waynes great great great grandpappy

or his name is James Oker

It's gonna be Joe Chill

SonicRulez
Aug 6, 2013

GOTTA GO FIST
It's gonna be MAY

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I can't wait to see what they come up with for this. It has to be an established character right? Otherwise why would it matter.

head58
Apr 1, 2013

Thomas Wayne. DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND???

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Bruce's long lost brother duh

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
He's the corporeal spirit of Gotham.

SomeJazzyRat fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Mar 27, 2016

Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism
It's going to be Dick Grayson's dad.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

head58 posted:

Thomas Wayne. DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND???

go home grant

Two Tone Shoes
Jan 2, 2009

All that's missing is the ring.
This joke already blows.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It's going to be Wally West.


But New 52 Wally.

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand
I failed to notice or mention this earlier in midst of my sexual haze, but speaking as a card-carrying Chinese-American, this New Super-Man from Gene Luen Yang sounds like an incredibly bad idea, not the least of which is because Kenji isn't even a Chinese name.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
No, it's pre-Flashpoint Wally, to sell us on the new one.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I can't believe Mark Waid was The Joker all along.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
Joker is actually a figment of Batman's imagination. Nobody has ever wanted to correct the World's Greatest Detective. All those times he fought the Joker he was just fighting the air.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


ArmyOfMidgets posted:

I can't believe Mark Waid was The Joker all along.

I'd believe it. I was just reading Legion 1,000,000 and Grant Morrison is credited as Time Trapper.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
The Joker is going to be revealed to be Alan Moore who made up that multiple choice origin poo poo as a smokescreen to hide the truth.



Also I feel really bad for Batman. Capullo makes a nice new costume and then almost everybody else gets a reboot without retarded N52 lines all over their costumes and Bruce is the only one left with them.

WickedHate posted:

What if the new RHatO is good and everyone here likes it?

I will eat a Roy Harper Trucker Hat™

TwoPair fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Mar 27, 2016

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

TwoPair posted:

I will eat a Roy Harper Trucker Hat™

Would you be willing to :toxx:?

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
No because that means I'd have to go buy a trucker hat just in case and that's something I'm not willing to do. But it's a Scott Lobdell written Jason Todd book so I'm pretty confident in betting it'll be bad.

Alucard Nacirema
Apr 22, 2008

by exmarx

AlmightyBob posted:

Bruce's long lost brother duh

He's already Owlman

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjKiNVOrk5o
Action: Luthor is Metropolis' hero, then Doomsday gets released and L+C Superman steps up. Meanwhile regular Superman is being Clark Kent, reporting on it, confusing everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj4TC0tb1TU
King is going for humor with darkness. Compares to the Animated Series.

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Mar 28, 2016

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Huh, that's almost clever in how it gives a way to put the genie back. Clark and Superman can literally be in the same place at the same time without tricks, so how could Clark be Superman?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Teenage Fansub posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj4TC0tb1TU
King is going for humor with darkness. Compares to the Animated Series.

I like Terrence and Phillip just hanging out.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Gaz-L posted:

Huh, that's almost clever in how it gives a way to put the genie back. Clark and Superman can literally be in the same place at the same time without tricks, so how could Clark be Superman?



Obviously.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

What happens to N52 Lois?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

X-O posted:

What happens to N52 Lois?

Superwoman?

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Gaz-L posted:

Superwoman?

Didn't someone say that was a new character?

Nodosaur
Dec 23, 2014

Lois Lane Red and Lois Lane Blue.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

X-O posted:

Didn't someone say that was a new character?

Nah. They just didn't say who it was.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

TFRazorsaw posted:

Lois Lane Red and Lois Lane Blue.

Electric Lois Lane.

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand
Kingdom Come Lois hmm wait

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
They'll either merge or one dies horribly.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

Rhyno posted:

They'll either merge or one dies horribly.

Why not both? It would tie in wonderfully with the themes of DC Rebirth: two characters combining together to form a new corpse.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
The Joker tricks Superman into killing her and their unborn baby.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

I just realized with Pak gone, nobody's there to care about keeping Lana Lang cool :mad:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

DrProsek posted:

Why not both? It would tie in wonderfully with the themes of DC Rebirth: two characters combining together to form a new corpse.

Either that or they somehow share their existence as Lois Lane Ace Reporter and it allows them to get twice the headlines. But there's a 10 year age difference or so right? So passing it off in person would be tricky.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




New 52 Lois Lane joins the Way/Cloonan Doom Patrol as the sidekick of Danny the Street.

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm actually really curious to see how this goes. One of the legit rumor dropping guys said he had it on good authority that the Mary Jane and daughter from Renew Your Vows were going to make it into the new Marvel Universe post SW alongside the original Mary Jane. So we'd then have two versions of MJ walking around and supposedly Peter would remember his history with both of them. It's one thing for heroes to meet other versions of themselves, that's old hat. How often have we had depictions of a normal person on the street having to deal with an evil twin?

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