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citizen: do you regret choosing the name techno cop over edm cop as the industry has evolved? techno cop: well citizen, a funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done. and by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, would you be sure and tell her SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN
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citizen: techno cop, why are you licking my window? techno cop: are you serious?
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Mar 27, 2016 05:51
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regular cop: good job on the drug bust, techno cop. if the air filters hadn't tested positive for black mold, we never would have discovered their grow operations. how did you think to check the filtration units? techno cop: you could say i'm something of an expert when it comes to infected mushrooms
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Mar 27, 2016 05:53
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chief of police: only two months on the force and already twenty seven arrests. johnson down in CSI says you're the prodigy of the department. the crystal method you employed to trace that meth back to the cook was pure brilliance. with your help we'll pry this zombie nation away from it's dangerous substance abuse problems and pave the way for cities of the future. techno cop: i love my job
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Mar 27, 2016 05:58
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techno cop's nonstandard uniform includes a dr. seuss neon tophat and tripp pants
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Mar 27, 2016 06:48
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they dropped his insurance, now he'll drop the bass
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Mar 27, 2016 16:51
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technocop pointing his gun: FOUR ON THE FLOOR suspect: w-what? technocop sweating: i mean ON THE GROUND
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