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tao of lmao

Street Cop: Got ourselves another body?
Chief: Yup, third one this week.
Street Cop: OD?
Chief: Bad strain of Molly. It never ends.
Street Cop: There must be something we can do.
Chief: None of our men can last long enough undercover to get any evidence.
Street Cop: Seriously?
Chief: Do you want to do it?
Street Cop: gently caress, no. EDM gives me such a headache.
Chief: We only have one choice then. *picks up techno-phone* It's time. America needs you, Techno Cop
Techno Cop: Screeeeeeeee womp wompwompwomp *airhorn noise*
Chief: God help us all...

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Chief: If this bass drops, NYC is doomed.
Techno Cop: Oppa gangnam style
Chief: Stop
Techno Cop: Op Op Op
Chief: I need you to be serious
Techno Cop: Op Op Oppa gangnam style
Chief: We have like 10 seconds till the bomb goes off
Techno Cop: Ayyyyyyyyy sexy lady

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Chief: You're the only one with the skills to handle this crowd.
Techno Cop: *twiddles some knobs and walks away*

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holy poo poo

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