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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.



ah yes, a classic Ryan Tannehill stat line

and he was only sacked once and was named player of the game!

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Panthers gonna go 1-15, beating the Falcons in week 15 (or whatever it was) to ruin their playoff chances.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Ehud posted:



ah yes, a classic Ryan Tannehill stat line

and he was only sacked once and was named player of the game!

explain this, pfz.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I broke out laughing at the one sack on Tannehill. This simulator has never met Dallas Thomas

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I'm interested to see how the Broncos 11+ one score games shake out with this simulation. A lot of the success last season seems to have come down to players making big plays right when we needed them and crucial decisions by the coaches.

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

This is the truest Steelers timeline and I'm OK With That

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Three :siren:

Washington 31, Giants 24
Atlanta 24, Dallas 19
Tennessee 34, Indianapolis 23
Cleveland 34, Oakland 31 F/OT
Baltimore 35, Cincinnati 12
New England 35, Jacksonville 17
Carolina 31, New Orleans 30
Jets 27, Philadelphia 7
Tampa Bay 21, Houston 14
Minnesota 30, San Diego 3
St. Louis 28, Pittsburgh 27
Arizona 23, San Francisco 14
Buffalo 36, Miami 24
Seattle 26, Chicago 23
Denver 24, Detroit 17
Kansas City 31, Green Bay 17


AFC East:

New York Jets: 3-0 0-0
New England: 2-1 1-0
Buffalo: 2-1 1-1
Miami: 1-2 0-1


AFC North:

Baltimore: 2-1 1-0
Pittsburgh: 2-1 0-0
Cleveland: 1-2 0-0
Cincinnati: 1-2 0-1


AFC South:

Tennessee: 2-1 1-0
Jacksonville: 1-2 0-0
Houston: 1-2 0-0
Indianapolis: 0-3 0-1


AFC West:

Kansas City: 3-0 1-0
Denver: 2-1 0-1
Oakland: 1-2 0-0
San Diego: 1-2 0-0


NFC East:

Philadelphia: 2-1 1-0
Washington: 2-1 1-0
Dallas: 1-2 1-1
New York Giants: 1-2 0-2


NFC North:

Minnesota: 2-1 1-0
Green Bay: 1-2 1-0
Detroit: 0-3 0-1
Chicago: 0-3 0-1


NFC South:

Tampa Bay: 2-1 0-1
Carolina: 1-2 1-0
New Orleans: 1-2 1-1
Atlanta: 1-2 0-0


NFC West:

Seattle: 3-0 1-0
Arizona: 3-0 1-0
St. Louis: 2-1 0-1
San Francisco: 1-2 0-1

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Why does this simulation like Andre Williams so much

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l
Was it last year you did this when that random Raven's practice squad guy ended up slaying everybody and posting MVP numbers?

That was the best. We should do that again.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


Sammy Fuckin' Watkins.

Also, going for a 2 while up by 12 within the 2 minute warning is 100% a Rex Ryan move.

Also, this sim really loving loves Karlos Williams.

Gyro Zeppeli fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Apr 5, 2016

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I see the simulator is taking the Chiefs defense from the 2nd half of the season and applying it to everything.

16-0 probably.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
If injuries aren't a thing the Titans will finish with a winning record lol

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Lol that Chiefs rushing game

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Ross does these occasionally and the Bengals always dramatically underperform. I'm not accusing anyone of anything.*



Edit: The asterisk implies that I am accusing someone of something. Just in case that wasn't clear.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Apr 5, 2016

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Mike McCoy, a literal milquetoast idiot bitch, got a contract extension for failing to do or say anything of substance all season. gently caress the Spanos family.

I loving hate this god drat team.

PISS.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Eifert Posting posted:

Ross does these occasionally and the Bengals always dramatically underperform. I'm not accusing anyone of anything.*



Edit: The asterisk implies that I am accusing someone of something. Just in case that wasn't clear.

It doesn't take into account that irl everybody with a pulse takes the Bengals game easy, comfortable that if they meet again in the playoffs victory will be assured.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Eifert Posting posted:

Ross does these occasionally and the Bengals always dramatically underperform. I'm not accusing anyone of anything.*



Edit: The asterisk implies that I am accusing someone of something. Just in case that wasn't clear.

if I was gonna fix anything it'd be making Denver lose and San Diego win.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

DEN 1:48 TD Demaryius Thomas 20 yd. pass from Manning (McManus kick)

Lol no way


Also
code:
 	    Tackles	Sacks	INT	 
Von Miller	11	3	0	
:c00lbert:

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE
So far the New Orleans simulated season is going better than the real one. At least the games are closer.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Ross Angeles posted:

if I was gonna fix anything it'd be making Denver lose and San Diego win.

Remember when people said you were doing that in the old ones. running sims is a rough life

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Cavauro posted:

Remember when people said you were doing that in the old ones. running sims is a rough life

They could also look at the URLs and realize they're numbered sequentially so they could literally check to see if I was running multiple sims for the same game!

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
By denying my accusation you only make yourself look more guilty.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Russell Wilson is going to have like a 15 YPA when all is said and done

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

White, Roddy - 1 Rec, 7 Yards

It knoooooooooooooows :stare:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Four :siren:

Pittsburgh 27, Baltimore 19
Jets 16, Miami 13 F/OT
Jacksonville 19, Indianapolis 12
Buffalo 38, Giants 10
Tampa 16, Carolina 10
Washington 26, Philadelphia 17
Chicago 34, Oakland 10
Houston 23, Atlanta 10
Cincinnati 19, Kansas City 17
Cleveland 28, San Diego 16
Green Bay 36, San Francisco 28
Arizona 25, St. Louis 7
Denver 30, Minnesota 23
Dallas 34, New Orleans 20
Detroit 29, Seattle 27


AFC East:

New York Jets: 4-0 1-0
Buffalo: 3-1 1-1
New England: 2-1 1-0
Miami: 1-3 0-2


AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 3-1 1-0
Baltimore: 2-2 1-1
Cleveland: 2-2 0-0
Cincinnati: 2-2 0-1


AFC South:

Tennessee: 2-1 1-0
Jacksonville: 2-2 1-0
Houston: 2-2 0-0
Indianapolis: 0-4 0-2


AFC West:

Kansas City: 3-1 1-0
Denver: 3-1 0-1
Oakland: 1-3 0-0
San Diego: 1-3 0-0


NFC East:

Washington: 3-1 2-0
Philadelphia: 2-2 1-1
Dallas: 2-2 1-1
New York Giants: 1-3 0-2


NFC North:

Minnesota: 2-2 1-0
Green Bay: 2-2 1-0
Detroit: 1-3 0-1
Chicago: 1-3 0-1


NFC South:

Tampa Bay: 3-1 1-1
Carolina: 1-3 1-1
New Orleans: 1-3 1-1
Atlanta: 1-3 0-0


NFC West:

Arizona: 4-0 2-0
Seattle: 3-1 1-0
St. Louis: 2-2 0-2
San Francisco: 1-3 0-1

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Give up a TD with 1 second to go that sends the game into OT where we lose to a division rival

this thing is pretty advanced!

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
also this sim is stupid and the 2015 chargers are bad

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Finally, justice.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


I want to live in this world.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

This would have been a crazy game. KC goes up 17-13 with 1:41 left, Cincinnati goes down the field and wins on the last play of the game.

Santos missed a 49 yard field goal in the first quarter :argh:

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Grittybeard posted:

This would have been a crazy game. KC goes up 17-13 with 1:41 left, Cincinnati goes down the field and wins on the last play of the game.

Santos missed a 49 yard field goal in the first quarter :argh:

This is also the game where Smith threw for 380 yards and no scores so it was already bonkers.

Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012

Dallas is going to gently caress around and have 2 1,000 yard rushers.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Ross Angeles posted:

also this sim is stupid and the 2015 chargers are bad

Oh C'mon Tramon Williams was NOT offsides. That ref crew has not forgiven us for bottle gate yet.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I actually hate Andy Dalton a little bit more. I didn't think that was possible on a simulation result.

gently caress Andy Dalton.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Famous Jameis gonna try for MVP his rookie year.

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!
How long are the games up on the website for? I was trying to look at recaps but none of them are available any more 3 days later.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

CannonFodder posted:

Famous Jameis gonna try for MVP his rookie year.

Most Venereal Prober

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Hawks 3-1, playoff bound baby! :hawksin:

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Teams that are undefeated: the Arizona Cardinals and the New York Jets

Teams that are winless: the Indianapolis Colts

This is a fair and good simulation imo.

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Five :siren:

Indianapolis 23, Houston 20
Kansas City 37, Chicago 20
Seattle 20, Cincinnati 14
Atlanta 38, Washington 35
Jacksonville 21, Tampa Bay 7
New Orleans 41, Philadelphia 35
Baltimore 41, Cleveland 0
Green Bay 33, St. Louis 17
Buffalo 19, Tennessee 16
Arizona 37, Detroit 19
New England 37, Dallas 31
Denver 44, Oakland 38
San Francisco 24, Giants 17
Pittsburgh 62, San Diego 17 :gonk::gonk::gonk:


AFC East:

New York Jets: 4-0 1-0
Buffalo: 4-1 1-1
New England: 3-1 1-0
Miami: 1-3 0-2


AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 4-1 1-0
Baltimore: 3-2 2-1
Cleveland: 2-3 0-1
Cincinnati: 2-3 0-1


AFC South:

Jacksonville: 3-2 1-0
Tennessee: 2-2 1-0
Houston: 2-3 0-1
Indianapolis: 1-4 1-2


AFC West:

Kansas City: 4-1 1-0
Denver: 4-1 1-1
San Diego: 1-4 0-0
Oakland: 1-4 0-1


NFC East:

Washington: 3-2 2-0
Philadelphia: 2-3 1-1
Dallas: 2-3 1-1
New York Giants: 1-4 0-2


NFC North:

Green Bay: 3-2 1-0
Minnesota: 2-2 1-0
Detroit: 1-4 0-1
Chicago: 1-4 0-1


NFC South:

Tampa Bay: 3-2 1-1
New Orleans: 2-3 1-1
Atlanta: 2-3 0-0
Carolina: 1-3 1-1


NFC West:

Arizona: 5-0 2-0
Seattle: 4-1 1-0
San Francisco: 2-3 0-1
St. Louis: 2-3 0-2

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