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BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever


I like this season

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

This fate is unavoidable :negative:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


Again, why can't I live in this reality.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Baltimore 41, Cleveland 0

Say what you will this simulator is pretty accurate.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

Baltimore 41, Cleveland 0

Say what you will this simulator is pretty accurate.

Baltimore lost that game :psyduck:

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Flikken posted:

Baltimore lost that game :psyduck:

and Josh McCown threw for 900 yards 12 TDs. It was a hosed up day.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

The Puppy Bowl posted:

and Josh McCown threw for 900 yards 12 TDs. It was a hosed up day.

Had Mccown played MNF we probably would have won that one too.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
All you needed to win that game was for god to stop hating the Browns. The Ravens were not very good last year.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







this thread is dumb and bad

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The Puppy Bowl posted:

All you needed to win that game was for god to stop hating the Browns. The Ravens were not very good last year.

I will always hold that kick six deep in my heart and memory

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Chris James 2 posted:

I will always hold that kick six deep in my heart and memory

That was peak Browns. .....




Though if you asked me about that in person I would loudly and vehemently argue that the Ravens were offsides and the ball carrier stepped out of bounds.




But deep down I know the truth......

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

FizFashizzle posted:

this thread is dumb and bad

it's forcing me to accept that the 2015 Chargers weren't bad because of injury, they're just bad.

:smith:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Ross Angeles posted:

it's forcing me to accept that the 2015 Chargers weren't bad because of injury, they're just bad.

:smith:

Yeah, but having a roster made up of 80% corpses definitely didn't help.

Penskecat
Aug 26, 2005
Woo! Chiefs are steam rolling to another playoff loss!

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Go Hawks

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Ok, draft is over, let's keep this pain train rolling!

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
I'm excited to see how the draft additions to the 2015 simulated champions Tennessee titans will extend our dynasty!

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Oh hey this thing

:siren: Week Six :siren:

Atlanta 31, New Orleans 20
Jets 16, Washington 7
Arizona 24, Pittsburgh 21
Minnesota 37, Kansas City 13
Cincinnati 30, Buffalo 6
Chicago 34, Detroit 30
Denver 24, Cleveland 13
Jacksonville 34, Houston 20
Miami 34, Tennessee 24
Carolina 14, Seattle 0
Green Bay 38, San Diego 20
Baltimore 22, San Francisco 13
New England 31, Indianapolis 15
Giants 27, Philadelphia 24


AFC East:

New York Jets: 5-0 1-0
New England: 4-1 1-0
Buffalo: 4-2 1-1
Miami: 2-3 0-2


AFC North:

Baltimore: 4-2 2-1
Pittsburgh: 4-2 1-0
Cincinnati: 3-3 0-1
Cleveland: 2-4 0-1


AFC South:

Jacksonville: 4-2 2-0
Tennessee: 2-3 1-0
Houston: 2-4 0-2
Indianapolis: 1-5 1-2


AFC West:

Denver: 5-1 1-1
Kansas City: 4-2 1-0
Oakland: 1-4 0-1
San Diego: 1-5 0-0


NFC East:

Washington: 3-3 2-0
Dallas: 2-3 1-1
New York Giants: 2-4 1-2
Philadelphia: 2-4 1-2


NFC North:

Green Bay: 4-2 1-0
Minnesota: 3-2 1-0
Chicago: 2-4 1-1
Detroit: 1-5 0-2


NFC South:

Tampa Bay: 3-2 1-1
Atlanta: 3-3 1-0
Carolina: 2-3 1-1
New Orleans: 2-4 1-2


NFC West:

Arizona: 6-0 2-0
Seattle: 4-2 1-0
St. Louis: 2-3 0-2
San Francisco: 2-4 0-1


This sim is dumb

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Player of the game ryan Tannehill says this sim is actually cool and good

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Seven :siren:

San Francisco 16, Seattle 13
Jacksonville 30, Buffalo 13
Tampa Bay 27, Washington 24
Atlanta 25, Tennessee 10
New Orleans 42, Indianapolis 38
Detroit 24, Minnesota 20
Pittsburgh 36, Kansas City 9
St. Louis 28, Cleveland 13
Miami 42, Houston 36
New England 27, Jets 20
Oakland 34, San Diego 31 this sim is so goddamn stupid
Dallas 38, Giants 31
Carolina 31, Philadelphia 25
Arizona 23, Baltimore 6



AFC East:

New England: 5-1 2-0
New York Jets: 5-1 1-1
Buffalo: 4-3 1-1
Miami: 3-3 0-2


AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 5-2 1-0
Baltimore: 4-3 2-1
Cincinnati: 3-3 0-1
Cleveland: 2-5 0-1


AFC South:

Jacksonville: 5-2 2-0
Tennessee: 2-4 1-0
Houston: 2-5 0-2
Indianapolis: 1-6 1-2


AFC West:

Denver: 5-1 1-1
Kansas City: 4-3 1-0
Oakland: 2-4 1-1
San Diego: 1-6 0-1


NFC East:

Dallas: 3-3 2-1
Washington: 3-4 2-0
Philadelphia: 2-5 1-2
New York Giants: 2-5 1-3



NFC North:

Green Bay: 4-2 1-0
Minnesota: 3-3 1-1
Chicago: 2-4 1-1
Detroit: 2-5 1-2


NFC South:

Tampa Bay: 4-2 1-1
Atlanta: 4-3 1-0
Carolina: 3-3 1-1
New Orleans: 3-4 1-2


NFC West:

Arizona: 7-0 2-0
Seattle: 4-3 1-1
St. Louis: 3-3 0-2
San Francisco: 3-4 1-1

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Miami right where they should be thanks

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
Please say you had the Browns favoring the Pass


Edit:

I got bored and ran through the Browns season again.


5-11 with surprise wins over the Bengals and Steelers.


Travis Benjamin had like a million yards and a 1000 TD's. Enjoy him Ross, he owns.

Flikken fucked around with this message at 13:26 on May 22, 2016

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
The niners winning? Oh man, maybe Carl Tomsula can save his job in this universe.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Ross Angeles posted:

Oakland 34, San Diego 31 this sim is so goddamn stupid

Stupid accurate...

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
DerekCarr just marching down

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

This season is good

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Look at the NFC East, sim is unbelievably accurate..

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Eight :siren:

New England 27, Miami 16
Kansas City 24, Detroit 13
Atlanta 33, Tampa Bay 24
Arizona 29, Cleveland 24
San Francisco 17, St. Louis 14
Giants 48, New Orleans 27
Minnesota 25, Chicago 22
Baltimore 48, San Diego 27
Pittsburgh 34, Cincinnati 24
Houston 31, Tennessee 20
Jets 31, Oakland 16
Dallas 23, Seattle 13
Denver 21, Green Bay 16
Carolina 17, Indianapolis 12



AFC East:

New England: 6-1 3-0
New York Jets: 6-1 1-1
Buffalo: 4-3 1-1
Miami: 3-4 0-3


AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 6-2 2-0
Baltimore: 5-3 2-1
Cincinnati: 3-4 0-2
Cleveland: 2-6 0-1


AFC South:

Jacksonville: 5-2 2-0
Houston: 3-5 1-2
Tennessee: 2-5 1-1
Indianapolis: 1-7 1-2



AFC West:

Denver: 6-1 1-1
Kansas City: 5-3 1-0
Oakland: 2-6 1-1
San Diego: 1-7 0-1


NFC East:

Dallas: 4-3 2-1
Washington: 3-4 2-0
New York Giants: 3-5 1-3
Philadelphia: 2-5 1-2



NFC North:

Green Bay: 4-3 1-0
Minnesota: 4-3 2-1
Chicago: 2-5 1-2
Detroit: 2-6 1-2


NFC South:

Atlanta: 5-3 2-0
Carolina: 4-3 1-1
Tampa Bay: 4-3 1-2
New Orleans: 3-5 1-2



NFC West:

Arizona: 8-0 2-0
Seattle: 4-4 1-1
San Francisco: 4-4 2-1
St. Louis: 3-4 0-3

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Dang! Jags are killing it! That's my team!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

piss rear end

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
It's a shame the games aren't archived because I'm pretty sure that Tamba Hali has broken the sack record. He's had 2-4 sacks in every game so far.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Ross Angeles posted:

AFC West:

Denver: 6-1 1-1
Kansas City: 5-3 1-0
Oakland: 2-6 1-1
San Diego: 1-7 0-1
:unsmigghh:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Cavauro posted:

piss rear end

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Cavauro posted:

piss rear end

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Pretty close to the Giants score in the real game, although it undersells the New Orleans offense by a lot (49-51)!

Simulation is pretty close to the New Orleans real season by now (4-4 in real life, 3-5 here). :(

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Cavauro posted:

piss rear end

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

*Seattle's o-line simultaneously lift their heads and perk their ears, like dogs who hear the rustle of a bag that might have food*

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

This fake season is great, I cant wait to see how the Jags piss it away.

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



No matter how good the Jets are they just can't pass the Pats :smith:

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Broncos are gonna win the fake SB, nbd

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