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Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


How the hell did they get the accuracy of the Bills looking insanely promising and then drop 2 going into the bye? It... It feels like a real Bills season.

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Nine :siren:


Cincinnati 27, Cleveland 26
Carolina 19, Green Bay 0
New England 24, Washington 22
Tennessee 23, New Orleans 21
Miami 37, Buffalo 16
St. Louis 27, Minnesota 24
Jets 24, Jacksonville 7
Pittsburgh 30, Oakland 24 F/OT
Tampa Bay 31, Giants 24
San Francisco 31, Atlanta 17
Indianapolis 19, Denver 13
Dallas 38, Philadelphia 23
Chicago 38, San Diego 24



AFC East:

New England: 7-1 3-0
New York Jets: 7-1 1-1
Buffalo: 4-4 1-2
Miami: 4-4 1-3


AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 7-2 2-0
Baltimore: 5-3 2-1
Cincinnati: 4-4 1-2
Cleveland: 2-7 0-2


AFC South:

Jacksonville: 5-3 2-0
Houston: 3-5 1-2
Tennessee: 3-5 1-1
Indianapolis: 2-7 1-2



AFC West:

Denver: 6-2 1-1
Kansas City: 5-3 1-0
Oakland: 2-7 1-1
San Diego: 1-8 0-1


NFC East:

Washington: 3-5 2-0
Dallas: 5-3 3-1
New York Giants: 3-6 1-3
Philadelphia: 2-6 1-3



NFC North:

Green Bay: 4-4 1-0
Minnesota: 4-4 2-1
Chicago: 3-5 1-2
Detroit: 2-6 1-2


NFC South:

Carolina: 5-3 1-1
Tampa Bay: 5-3 1-2
Atlanta: 5-4 2-0
New Orleans: 3-6 1-2



NFC West:

Arizona: 8-0 2-0
San Francisco: 5-4 2-1
Seattle: 4-4 1-1
St. Louis: 4-4 0-3

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
Oakland spiked the ball with 2 seconds left and then declined to kick a short FG and win the game?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


:q:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

MrLogan posted:

Oakland spiked the ball with 2 seconds left and then declined to kick a short FG and win the game?

lol

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

MrLogan posted:

Oakland spiked the ball with 2 seconds left and then declined to kick a short FG and win the game?

for some reason the sim had the kicker bury an axe in his leg

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Raku posted:

for some reason the sim had the kicker bury an axe in his leg
:golfclap:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

If the Bengals rushed 42 times against the Browns last season I'm sure the games would have been that close but probably a 10-10 tie and a 6-3 barnburner

Actually I just looked and one of them was pretty close to that number of carries. Well that's something. Goodbye

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Cavauro posted:

If the Bengals rushed 42 times against the Browns last season I'm sure the games would have been that close but probably a 10-10 tie and a 6-3 barnburner

Actually I just looked and one of them was pretty close to that number of carries. Well that's something. Goodbye

42 carries = ~300 yards rushing against last year's Browns

GenHavoc
Jul 19, 2006

Vive L'Empreur!
Vive La Surcouf!
Niners now officially doing better than historical behind Blaine Freaking Gabbert.

*Sigh*

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



I can't wait for the Jets to go 14-2 and still lose the division

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Ross update the thread

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

BrownThunder posted:

Ross update the thread

Tom Brady wins court case, Patriots win the fake Super Bowl, no four game suspension, Four Ring Shrimp name changes to Five Ring HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

BrownThunder posted:

Ross update the thread

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

BrownThunder posted:

Ross update the thread

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009




It's the Bills (redux) Year god drat it.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Ten I Will Finish This Before The Season Starts :siren:


Buffalo 17, Jets 13
Detroit 33, Green Bay 27 F/OT
Tampa Bay 37, Dallas 21
Tennessee 34, Carolina 20
Chicago 51, St. Louis 27
Washignton 34, New Orleans 28 F/OT
Philadelphia 37, Miami 25
Pittsburgh 35, Cleveland 28
Jacksonville 24, Baltimore 20
Minnesota 30, Oakland 14
New England 38, Giants 7
Kansas City 16, Denver 9
Seattle 44, Arizona 6
Houston 30, Cincinnati 10



AFC East:

New England: 8-1 3-0
New York Jets: 7-2 1-2
Buffalo: 5-4 2-2
Miami: 4-5 1-3


AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 8-2 3-0
Baltimore: 5-4 2-1
Cincinnati: 4-5 1-2
Cleveland: 2-9 0-3


AFC South:

Jacksonville: 6-3 2-0
Tennessee: 4-5 1-1
Houston: 4-5 1-2
Indianapolis: 2-7 1-2



AFC West:

Kansas City: 6-3 2-0
Denver: 6-3 1-2
Oakland: 2-8 1-1
San Diego: 1-8 0-1


NFC East:

Dallas: 5-4 3-1
Washington: 4-5 2-0
Philadelphia: 3-6 1-3
New York Giants: 3-7 1-3




NFC North:

Minnesota: 5-4 2-1
Green Bay: 4-5 1-1
Chicago: 4-5 1-2
Detroit: 3-6 2-2


NFC South:

Tampa Bay: 6-3 1-2
Atlanta: 5-4 2-0
Carolina: 5-4 1-1
New Orleans: 3-7 1-2



NFC West:

Arizona: 8-1 2-1
San Francisco: 5-4 2-1
Seattle: 5-4 2-1
St. Louis: 4-5 0-3

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Ross you're the god drat best

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Eat my mularkey Carolina 🙌🙌🙌🙌

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Good to know we own the Cardinals in the sim world as well as the real world

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



Has it ever happened that every home team lost in the same week like in the sim?

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Steelers v Cards II coming up for the Redux Super Bowl

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
This sim is dumb :colbert:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Eleven :siren:


Jacksonville 27, Tennessee 24
Detroit 40, Oakland 38
Atlanta 45, Indianapolis 6
Houston 19, Jets 15
Tampa Bay 41, Philadelphia 37
Chicago 41, Denver 27
Baltimore 31, St. Louis 21
Dallas 41, Miami 27
Carolina 37, Washington 24
Kansas City 38, San Diego 26
Green Bay 33, Minnesota 30
Seattle 27, San Francisco 7
Cincinnati 27, Arizona 10
New England 26, Buffalo 23



AFC East:

New England: 9-1 4-0
New York Jets: 7-3 1-2
Buffalo: 5-5 2-3
Miami: 4-6 1-3


AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 8-2 3-0
Baltimore: 6-4 2-1
Cincinnati: 5-5 1-2
Cleveland: 2-9 0-3


AFC South:

Jacksonville: 7-3 3-0
Houston: 5-5 1-2
Tennessee: 4-6 1-2
Indianapolis: 2-8 1-2



AFC West:

Kansas City: 7-3 3-0
Denver: 6-4 1-2
Oakland: 2-9 1-1
San Diego: 1-9 0-2


NFC East:

Dallas: 6-4 3-1
Washington: 4-6 2-0
Philadelphia: 3-7 1-3
New York Giants: 3-7 1-3



NFC North:

Green Bay: 5-5 2-1
Minnesota: 5-5 2-2
Chicago: 5-5 1-2
Detroit: 4-6 2-2


NFC South:

Tampa Bay: 7-3 1-2
Atlanta: 6-4 2-0
Carolina: 6-4 1-1
New Orleans: 3-7 1-2



NFC West:

Arizona: 8-2 2-1
Seattle: 6-4 3-1
San Francisco: 5-5 2-2
St. Louis: 4-6 0-3

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Jags :argh:

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
The dumbest, gayest sim

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Hell yeah go Jags retroactively

aperion
May 15, 2007

i want to believe
Grimey Drawer

Ross Angeles posted:

San Diego: 1-9 0-2

In this not-too-far-from-our-own reality, this is where the entire coaching staff is jettisoned, Rivers is made interim head coach, Weddle is offered a new contract but refuses, saying he'd rather play for a contender like Jacksonville, and Donald Butler is cut from the team instead of waiting till the end of the season.

Then during the offseason, Telesco begins trading off key pieces of the team for draft picks, trades down in the first with the Rams so they can select their quarterback of the future and the Chargers have 20 picks going into 2016. And still, somehow, after a massive rebuild project begins, Bosa and Jalen Ramsey both go into preseason in a contract standoff with this team, confirming that despite the smart moves made, they are still poo poo.

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


Sim is accurate as Bills are probably out of the running for a a wildcard slot but staying close enough to not be mathematically eliminated.

There's always next simulated year. :(

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

If Detroit got their act together the NFC North would be at .500.

Darth Brooks fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Aug 18, 2016

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
lmfao

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Yesssss

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Player of the game: Jay Cutler

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I appreciate the Super Bowl victory even more because of this sim. The goddamn Bears??? Really?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I appreciate the Super Bowl victory even more because of this sim. The goddamn Bears??? Really?
I mean, there's a chance the game could've gone that way if Manning wasn't benched :v:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
The loving Patriots are winning the SB aren't they.


This reminds me of that one goon who did a full 128-team tournament sim for college football. Everybody got excited for full chaos, and then it just went almost all chalk and Alabama won, deflating the entire thread.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
This sim sucks

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
:siren: Week Twelve :siren:

Philadephia 34, Detroit 13
Carolina 33, Dallas 27 F/OT
Chicago 30, Green Bay 17
New Orleans 38, Houston 16
St. Louis 19, Cincinnati 17
Atlanta 35, Minnesota 20
Giants 37, Washington 30
Indianapolis 31, Tampa Bay 28 F/OT
Buffalo 20, Kansas City 10
Tennessee 27, Oakland 24
Jacksonville 29, San Diego 17
Miami 23, Jets 20
Arizona 50, San Francisco 13
Pittsburgh 41, Seattle 13
Denver 20, New England 14
Baltimore 35, Cleveland 17



AFC East:

New England: 9-2 4-0
New York Jets: 7-4 1-3
Buffalo: 6-5 2-3
Miami: 5-6 2-3


AFC North:

Pittsburgh: 9-2 3-0
Baltimore: 7-4 3-1
Cincinnati: 5-6 1-2
Cleveland: 2-9 0-4


AFC South:

Jacksonville: 8-3 3-0
Houston: 5-6 1-2
Tennessee: 5-6 1-2
Indianapolis: 3-8 1-2



AFC West:

Kansas City: 7-4 3-0
Denver: 7-4 1-2
Oakland: 2-9 1-1
San Diego: 1-10 0-2


NFC East:

Dallas: 6-5 3-1
Washington: 4-7 2-1
New York Giants: 4-7 2-3
Philadelphia: 4-7 1-3



NFC North:

Chicago: 6-5 2-2
Green Bay: 5-6 2-2
Minnesota: 5-6 2-2
Detroit: 4-7 2-2


NFC South:

Atlanta: 7-4 2-0
Carolina: 7-4 1-1
Tampa Bay: 7-4 1-2
New Orleans: 4-7 1-2



NFC West:

Arizona: 9-2 3-1
Seattle: 6-5 3-1
San Francisco: 5-6 2-3
St. Louis: 5-6 0-3



Current Playoff Picture:

AFC:

1. New England 9-2
2. Pittsburgh 9-2
3. Jacksonville 8-3
4. Kansas City 7-4
5. Baltimore 7-4
6. Jets 7-4

7. Denver 7-4
8. Buffalo 6-5


NFC:

1. Arizona 9-2
2. Atlanta 7-4
3. Dallas 6-5
4. Chicago 6-5
5. Carolina 7-4
6. Tampa Bay 7-4

7. Seattle 6-5

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
The titans are coming :black101:

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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
gently caress the steelers

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