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SugarAddict
Oct 11, 2012

This game is poo poo, and I'm playing in it.

Ok, lets start the game up and ....


Ok, so I have to make a new account sooooo...


LP over, thanks for coming folks!

steinrokkan posted:

Pls do not dump the whole game at once, thx!

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I have to use my origin account for it.

SugarAddict fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Mar 28, 2016

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Pls do not dump the whole game at once, thx!

E: Oh, so this is not a joke thread? Sorry!

steinrokkan fucked around with this message at 20:42 on Mar 28, 2016

SugarAddict
Oct 11, 2012
Prologue? I dunno I don't give a poo poo anymore
Intro Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoUCMMW2B3Q
Mission 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFIj6zDAtc0
Mission 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAPRQm9hHI8
Mission 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiWdh1SMv8I

Nod
Mission 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jzq1Xt0bRU

Mission 2:
Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQMBO4cH6no
Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8wyCCa81KE

Mission 3
Part 1:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ79x7SGz-c
Part 2:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOEttIWQvVA

Mission 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xft7CqySk-o

Mission 5
Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw6aUCvj4I8
Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDsSOhrq71M

Mission 6: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUxglrUYXj0

Mission 7
part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oqlFqFWuKA
Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcLNsf50Yzo

GDI
Mission 1:
part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qcs8WX4LrF0
Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5KqeV62stI

Mission 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8v0PhIVb9Q
Mission 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN1Cw4HYg-s
Mission 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3ONNcab_Zc
Mission 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TWFTxjQkEw

mission 6
Failure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md0Jh65caGo
Success: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N0xldcqDpI
Don't try to Ion Cannon Kane and always remember to save before you do something stupid.

Mission 7:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZtlnAogEU4

Multiplayer
Getting pubstomped 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqQv1UtfO7Y
SURPRISE CO-OP MISSION! nope.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-iNK1_Mocg

Suprise actual co-op for the Nod Campaign!:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIgkzMBBAlI

Special thanks to KiR2RuN4FuN for the Co-op!

SugarAddict fucked around with this message at 06:23 on Apr 27, 2016

Iretep
Nov 10, 2009
thanks for doing this. ive wanted to know why this is so bad for a while now.

Lustful Man Hugs
Jul 18, 2010

Iretep posted:

thanks for doing this. ive wanted to know why this is so bad for a while now.

If you think this is bad, doing that a couple years ago would have resulted in you playing Command and Conquer 4.

A Pleasant Hug
Dec 30, 2007

...It's the thought that counts, right?
i liked the part where you had to login, those special effects blew me straight out of my chair

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

welcome, cummander

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


drat, imgur instead of LPix? You're trying for a pain record huh?

SugarAddict
Oct 11, 2012

SSNeoman posted:

drat, imgur instead of LPix? You're trying for a pain record huh?

I'm trying to find my LPix login information right now.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
Oh God no, not this loving game.

I sure love the part where they added grinding for XP to the classic RTS experience.

SugarAddict
Oct 11, 2012
Intro Video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoUCMMW2B3Q



Fuuuucccckkk oooooffffffff!!!!!!!!!

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Holy poo poo that intro was awkward. :gonk:

SIGSEGV
Nov 4, 2010


Yeah, they had enough material for 30 seconds and had to stretch it a couple minutes long.

inflatablefish
Oct 24, 2010

Well, at least that first shot has it raining. Manchester confirmed.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
Jesus why did you have to remind me this game exists.

SugarAddict
Oct 11, 2012
Mission 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFIj6zDAtc0



:argh: Stop stopping me from editing my videos damit!

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


inflatablefish posted:

Well, at least that first shot has it raining. Manchester confirmed.

That frame rate on the rain looked like the worst poo poo there is

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal
Man, Kane suuure was impressed by your skills at taking out a dozen units. I know nothing about this game but it already looks like a trainwreck. Did they seriously make a C&C game with no base building or resource gathering? :psyduck:

Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat
EA really hates us, don't they? And when I say "us" I mean every human being on earth.

cokerpilot
Apr 23, 2010

Battle Brothers! Stop coming to meetings drunk and trying to adopt Tevery Best!

Lord General! Stop standing on the table and making up stupid operation names!

Emperor, why do I put up with these people?
If this keeps up you are going to need to rename the LP war against youtube.

discworld is all I read
Apr 7, 2009

DAIJOUBU!! ... Daijoubu ?? ?
I'm a bit confused how these things are stopping you from editing your videos or having people view them. From the shots you put up they are saying nothing is being blocked, just that you can't monetize them.

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
I wish we'd have another C&C game just so we get Kane back. He's awesome.

SugarAddict
Oct 11, 2012

Niggurath posted:

I'm a bit confused how these things are stopping you from editing your videos or having people view them. From the shots you put up they are saying nothing is being blocked, just that you can't monetize them.

I've had quite a bit of trouble using video editing software and I've found that google's limited video editing is the only thing I can use. If there are copyright claims on a video the video editing is disabled so I can't do things like trim off the edges using google's video editing software.

Kerning Chameleon
Apr 8, 2015

by Cyrano4747

AMReese posted:

I wish we'd have another C&C game just so we get Kane back. He's awesome.

I'm pretty sure Joe Kucan only agreed to be in this game's cutscenes on the condition that Kane exit the story for good, just so he wouldn't have to play the character anymore. And quite frankly, I don't want Kane if Kucan won't play him.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Kerning Chameleon posted:

I'm pretty sure Joe Kucan only agreed to be in this game's cutscenes on the condition that Kane exit the story for good, just so he wouldn't have to play the character anymore. And quite frankly, I don't want Kane if Kucan won't play him.
What we really need is for the next game is to have Kane's edgy teenage kid being the faction leader.


:suicide:

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Really enjoyed all of your air units vibrating wildly as you exited the map. Top notch pathfinding.

SugarAddict
Oct 11, 2012
Mission 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAPRQm9hHI8
FYI, the intro video is at the end of the previous mission video, which I will change for future mission videos.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Man, that music is just so drat generic. Couldn't EA have shelled out a few extra bucks to (re?)hire Frank Klepacki?

SugarAddict
Oct 11, 2012

CommissarMega posted:

Man, that music is just so drat generic. Couldn't EA have shelled out a few extra bucks to (re?)hire Frank Klepacki?

This is EA we are talking about, so of course they could have, but that would mean less money that they could wipe their rear end with and use in the place of water in their toilets.

SIGSEGV
Nov 4, 2010


So will you ever gain experience in the campaign or is it a multiplayer only thing that also helps you in single player?

SugarAddict
Oct 11, 2012

SIGSEGV posted:

So will you ever gain experience in the campaign or is it a multiplayer only thing that also helps you in single player?

I will gain xp in the campaign, however, the training missions don't give you xp, and the AI's start with everything unlocked.

SIGSEGV
Nov 4, 2010


Well at least EA didn't make a more terrible decision than usual on that feature.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

SugarAddict posted:

I will gain xp in the campaign, however, the training missions don't give you xp, and the AI's start with everything unlocked.

I don't think they start with EVERYTHING unlocked, at least, I don't remember it that way. But unless you stay back on, like, mission 3 or 4 and repeatedly grind it for XP over and over, they AI will completely outstrip you in unlocks just a few missions later. You'll barely be halfway up the "tech tree" if you only play each mission once.

Ulvirich
Jun 26, 2007

I am so glad I got off the C&C train right at Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge. Those units in C&C4 are incredibly annoying to listen to.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Ulvirich posted:

I am so glad I got off the C&C train right at Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge. Those units in C&C4 are incredibly annoying to listen to.

Eh, C&C 3 was still pretty good.

SugarAddict
Oct 11, 2012

Ulvirich posted:

I am so glad I got off the C&C train right at Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge. Those units in C&C4 are incredibly annoying to listen to.

RA3 was ok, the expansion got a bit crazy.

Sylphosaurus
Sep 6, 2007

Defiance Industries posted:

Eh, C&C 3 was still pretty good.
It was pretty decent but I always felt it tried way too hard to be wacky and weird.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

SugarAddict posted:

RA3 was ok, the expansion got a bit crazy.
Let's see this faction really needs a big supertank with a very powerful attack. And an extremely high damage artillery with longer range than anything else, that can hover and effortlessly mow down infantry with machine guns. Speaking of infantry they need something that can easily disable any enemy ground unit too. Oh and a very fast plane with a ton of hit points that doesn't have an ammo limit but instead can switch between a gatling turret or a powerful auto cannon at will.

Next faction really must have a massive ship with a lot of powerful guns. But it can turn into a flying deathstar with a one hit kill beam weapon with long range that destroys anything in a long path.

For the last faction... eh, they can get a bike that throws molotov cocktails. Is it time for lunch yet?

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010
Is it just me, or is the commentary missing?

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SugarAddict
Oct 11, 2012

Pierzak posted:

Is it just me, or is the commentary missing?

I wasn't doing commentary for this, simply because I wasn't finding anything to comment about, but since you noticed would you like commentary on future missions?

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