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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Luvcow posted:

attractive tight end rob gronkowski looks you in the eyes "the Gronk thinks you should talk to your doctor about viagra"

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Scaly Haylie

this convenience store near me has some knockoff viagra called "business pills"

alnilam

Lizard Wizard posted:

this convenience store near me has some knockoff viagra called "business pills"

It's business
It's business pills

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Lizard Wizard posted:

this convenience store near me has some knockoff viagra called "business pills"

*An ugly middle aged woman you've never met looks you in the eye.* "Talk to you're convenience store clerk about business pills today. "

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Scaly Haylie

i mean, it's more discreet than "StiffNights"

google THIS

kind of sounds like a trendy energy supplement, hope no one ever grabbed some on the way to a big job interview

MrWillsauce

I think I nailed my interview! And my interviewer



ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
*An atractive middle age woman you've never met looks you in the eyes*
I'll have the Salmon thank you

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
*An attractive middle age woman you've never met looks you in the eyes*

house music started with gay men in detroit which spread to new york and chicago

alnilam

*An atractive middle age woman you've never met looks you in the eyes* have i told you about my men's rights blog

Laurenz

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
and here's to you, mrs. robinson....
jesus loves you more than you will know....
woah-oh-oh....

treasure bear

Lizard Wizard posted:

this convenience store near me has some knockoff viagra called "business pills"

stressed out office worker grabs a bunch of business pills before the big presentation

F2B

google THIS posted:

wow lady, rude

exactly. I would ask the lady if she would like to to take a direct look at my penis and diagnose it properly

Senior Management



Me: Hey baby wanna come by the doctor's office and talk to him about viagra?
Her: Chortles uncontrollably
Me: I don't need it I swear please stop laughing at me you are killing the mood.


:jerry:

Senior Management



http://www.examiner.com/article/horses-given-viagra-to-run-faster-trainer-suspended-16-years-over-ped-use

:jerry:

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Luvcow posted:

attractive tight end rob gronkowski looks you in the eyes "the Gronk thinks you should talk to your doctor about viagra"

MrWillsauce

if I don't have health insurance, who do I talk to about viagra? Obama?



lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
I bet every man with ED on obamacare jokes, Thanks obama, for this viagra

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
an attractive middle age woman who you've just met looks at your viagra boner and says in a sultry voice, "thanks obama..."

google THIS

an attractive middle-aged president who you've just met in person looks at your business pill boner and says, "you didn't build that."

bare bottom pancakes

Production: Complete

MrWillsauce posted:

I think I nailed my interview! And my interviewer

MrWillsauce

thanks oboner



Luvcow

One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

an attractive middle-aged president who you've just met in person looks at your business pill boner and says, "you didn't build that."

MrWillsauce

there's a real extrajudicial drone strike going on in my pants



drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
"Have you talked to your doctor yet abou viagra?" -An attractive middle aged woman you've met once before outside the window of your home who woke you up by tapping on your window.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Her face slowly presses on the glass, the window starts to crack. "Ask your doctor about viagra today," she says. The window shatters and a flash of lightning blinds you. When you can see again she is gone but by your feet is a coupon for a trial size pack of viagra.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
The next morning after your shower you see the words "ask your doctor about viagra", written on your bathroom mirror, for a split second you see an attractive middle age woman behind you in the mirror, in terror, you turn around and no one is there.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


drilldo squirt posted:

The next morning after your shower you see the words "ask your doctor about viagra", written on your bathroom mirror, for a split second you see an attractive middle age woman behind you in the mirror, in terror, you turn around and no one is there.

alnilam

drilldo squirt posted:

Her face slowly presses on the glass, the window starts to crack. "Ask your doctor about viagra today," she says. The window shatters and a flash of lightning blinds you. When you can see again she is gone but by your feet is a coupon for a trial size pack of viagra.

alnilam

What does the attractive middle aged woman see? Can she see into me? Clearly or darkly?

Business Gorillas

:harambe:



google THIS posted:

We met on the subway a week ago. I was the tall guy with glasses. You were the attractive middle-aged woman I had never met. You looked me in the eyes and told me to ask my doctor about updog. gently caress you.


JoJoJosephSmith

what if i hypothetically asked her about the viagra

google THIS

drilldo squirt posted:

The next morning after your shower you see the words "ask your doctor about viagra", written on your bathroom mirror, for a split second you see an attractive middle age woman behind you in the mirror, in terror, you turn around and no one is there.

Zarin

I SEE YOU

treasure bear posted:

stressed out office worker grabs a bunch of business pills before the big presentation

Looks like he can leave his laser pointer at home!

He's got one of them old-fashioned pointers to use today. Y'know, made out of wood. :grin:

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Senior Management



To whomever this message reaches, tell my family I'm sorry I could not make it home for Christmas. My supplies are dwindling. Soon I will have to find a way out of this cave. I need water badly. I had to bring down the entrance to escape them. I can't sleep at night. The air is filled with the howls of attractive middle aged women telling me to ask my doctor about Viagra. Their screams are blood curdling. They will make it through the debris in another week at most. But I'm afraid I can't hold out that long. I have fresh air, so there must be some way out. If I never see her again please tell my wife I miss her.

Senior Management fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Apr 11, 2016

:jerry:

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