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jony ive aces posted:chome says to firefox, "this ram ain't big enough for the both of us"
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 16:54 |
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the sinister operators of the oriental laundry sneak through the back door of the dance hall to steal the owner's diary and release select excerpts revealing snide comments about the dancing girls
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jony ive aces posted:chome says to firefox, "this ram ain't big enough for the both of us"
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 18:50 |
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y'all outlaw sharpshooters ain't but a posse o' ornery shits
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Linux Pirate posted:wicky wicky yos pos jim pos desperado
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 20:20 |
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The noble Indian uses every part of the computer.
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 20:31 |
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get kicked in the head at a tender age by a horse and spend the rest of your life a drooling addle-brained simpleton, entirely dependent upon your mother for survival, except the horse is wow
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 20:38 |
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Al Bundy for YOSPOS mascot, tia
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 21:20 |
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*walks into saloon aggressively* I heard there some fellers here who been utterin' unkind words about how
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 22:19 |
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it'll shoot the fleas off a cat's back at 500 yards, chome! and it's aimed straight at your memory footprint!!
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 23:06 |
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i would have a anodized aluminum unibody revolver with a black glass apple logo on it it uses proprietary bullets and it would be the best revolver available btw very nice thread op
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Olivil posted:i would have a anodized aluminum unibody revolver with a black glass apple logo on it a dongle for bullets
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 23:32 |
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it would change bullet caliber after supporting them for 10 years and the new ones are active meaning theres a chip in the bullets the adapter to use the old ones would be 29.99$
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 23:38 |
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walking into a saloon in a good part of town would gather good looks from the ladies when they see the gun
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# ? Mar 30, 2016 23:38 |
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that was mighty kind of you, stebe thwamkoyebe
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"We're planning to move QA and support offshore to create a more positive work environment..." /crowd whispers The Injuns are coming!
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jony ive aces posted:[yospos thunderdome]
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 02:28 |
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The Outlaw Josey Bear-Wales
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A bird tweets something possibly vaguely racist in a tree, all other birds pile on it until it's dead.
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this is it, all three of you. here. in the middle of the dusty street. three gunslingers staring each other down as the saloon doors flap open and shut, you see a man in a black turtleneck and jeans duck back into a window and pull the shutters closed behind him. you three are alone in the street, everyone else is hiding scared, your pulse pounds in your ears. your hand hovers over your holster, sweat beading on your palm, you know you have to draw soon or risk your grip slipping. you look hack and forth at the other two gunslingers, your eyes darting left and right like a spectator at a wii sports tennis match left right left right in slow motion, you see a blur back to your left, your hand jumps to your hip. time still at a crawl, you see the handle of his gun glint in the sun and your heart starts beating again: it's bondi blue you know with an early model like that, he won't stand a chance. feeling confident now, your hand wraps around the handle of your lime green, a full 33mHz faster than the bondi blue, you will have his blood soaking into the dirt before he even finishes loading extensions it hits you before you know what happened, like a ton of bricks on top of your chest, you hear a tire screech and a car crash sound and you barely have time to look back to your right and you understand: flower power, slot loading, you never had a chance everything goes black for a while, but after some time - you don't know how long, it is grey. as your eyes focus you see it isn't grey, not really grey, its a tiny checkerboard, litte black and white dots in a checkerboard pattern except directly above you: something else. the light hurts, holding your hand up to block it you peek out just a bit, a big, white rectangle hovers over you. blinking and squinting, you peek around your hand and see it: a sad mac face EIDE Van Hagar fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Mar 31, 2016 |
# ? Mar 31, 2016 05:43 |
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Christ, the packet loss on this barbed wire connection I'm on is literally the worst.
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 06:04 |
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Smythe posted:lets try to engage in some creativity here folks, instead of just posting someone elses work. thanks gently caress you! no mods no masters!!!!
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 07:19 |
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MLR is the guy who's really mad that his friends talked him out of selling all his possessions and moving to california to pan for gold
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Clockwerk posted:get kicked in the head at a tender age by a horse and spend the rest of your life a drooling addle-brained simpleton, entirely dependent upon your mother for survival, except the horse is wow lol
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GameCube posted:MLR is the guy who's really mad that his friends talked him out of selling all his possessions and moving to california to pan for gold look I could have made mad bucks off of Bitcoin but no yospos said in a smug way that Bitcoin was worth nothing I could have had a Lexus or a Cadillac by now you fucks!!!
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 07:51 |
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I'll keep mining you jaded, jealous fucks I'll get my fortune one day just you watch
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 07:53 |
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huge town sized steam powered machines belch black smoke into the air to chip away at the now tiny bitcoin vein with a penknife
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:i have a drink at the bar with the town's fat widow.
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landofcake posted:huge town sized steam powered machines belch black smoke into the air to chip away at the now tiny bitcoin vein with a penknife
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 11:32 |
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check it out, it's called a cigarette. It's the wave of the future. cigars are dead, bro this one tastes like mint
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 12:01 |
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"we smokum peace pipe", pulls out 3 foot long vape
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 12:33 |
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Jonny 290 posted:check it out, it's called a cigarette. It's the wave of the future. cigars are dead, bro
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 12:33 |
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:36 |
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i would be dead! but the internet on horseback is cool i guess
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# ? Mar 31, 2016 23:39 |
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lol
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lol. is that the free food? you gently caress? not 'round these parts pardner
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