Imagine the Wild West but YOSPOS

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BooLoo: Oct 18, 2010; SLAM TIME

Linux Pirate posted:

stand back im going to overclock my donkey

SHE'S GONNA BLOW

# ? Apr 2, 2016 12:07

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# ? May 15, 2024 06:48

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

kwinkles posted:

this is it, all three of you. here.

in the middle of the dusty street.

three gunslingers staring each other down as the saloon doors flap open and shut, you see a man in a black turtleneck and jeans duck back into a window and pull the shutters closed behind him. you three are alone in the street, everyone else is hiding scared, your pulse pounds in your ears.

your hand hovers over your holster, sweat beading on your palm, you know you have to draw soon or risk your grip slipping. you look hack and forth at the other two gunslingers, your eyes darting left and right like a spectator at a wii sports tennis match

left

right

left

right

in slow motion, you see a blur back to your left, your hand jumps to your hip. time still at a crawl, you see the handle of his gun glint in the sun and your heart starts beating again: it's bondi blue

you know with an early model like that, he won't stand a chance. feeling confident now, your hand wraps around the handle of your lime green, a full 33mHz faster than the bondi blue, you will have his blood soaking into the dirt before he even finishes loading extensions

it hits you before you know what happened, like a ton of bricks on top of your chest, you hear a tire screech and a car crash sound and you barely have time to look back to your right and you understand: flower power, slot loading, you never had a chance

everything goes black for a while, but after some time - you don't know how long, it is grey. as your eyes focus you see it isn't grey, not really grey, its a tiny checkerboard, litte black and white dots in a checkerboard pattern except directly above you: something else. the light hurts, holding your hand up to block it you peek out just a bit, a big, white rectangle hovers over you. blinking and squinting, you peek around your hand and see it: a sad mac face

Cringe.

# ? Apr 2, 2016 12:22

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Necc0 posted:

I was mod of this for'm when I was twenty-five. Hard to believe.
Grandfather was a moderator. Father too. Me and him was mod at the same time,
him in IYG and me here. I think he was pretty proud of that. I know I was.

Some of the old-time mods never even gave a probe. A lot of folks find that hard to believe.
CrazyLittle never gave one. That the younger Crazy.
SWSP wouldn’t give one. Up in tech bubble.

I always liked to hear about the old-posters. Never missed a chance to do so.
Rotor over in cjs knowed everybody’s IRC-alt off by heart.
You can’t help but compare yourself against the old timers.
Can’t help but wonder how they would’ve operated these times.

There was this boy I sent to leper's colony here a while back.
My probe- and my ban.
He flamed a fourteen-year-old girl.
Papers said it was a troll of passion but he told me there wasn’t any passion to it.
Told me that he’d been planning to flame somebody for about as long as he could remember.
Said that if they turned him out he’d do it again.
Said he knew he was going to hell. Be there in about fifteen minutes.

I don’t know what to make of that. I surely don’t.
The shitposts you see now, it’s hard to even take its measure. It’s not that I’m afraid of it.
I always knew you had to be willing to get flamed to even do this job – not to be glorious.
But I don’t want to push my chips forward and go out and meet something I don’t understand.

You can say it’s my job to fight it but I don’t know what it is anymore.
More than that, I don’t want to know.
A man would have to put his soul at hazard.
He would have to say, okay-
I’ll be part of this pos.

No Country For Rotor

# ? Apr 2, 2016 14:14

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6i9AAtuk8o

# ? Apr 2, 2016 15:23

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

spaghetti code western

# ? Apr 2, 2016 15:40

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

spaghetti code western

enrico morricode

# ? Apr 2, 2016 19:25

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

Imagine 4 outlaws standing next to a noose.

Say a direct copy of the outlaw neartest to the noose is sent to the back of the line of outlaws and takes the place of the first outlaw. The formally first outlaw becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth gets hung.

The wild west works the same way.

# ? Apr 2, 2016 20:34

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

Jonny 290 posted:

enrico morricode

1.5 fistfulls of dollars

# ? Apr 2, 2016 20:34

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

"I should get out? How do ya figure?"

"Bout' six and a half"

# ? Apr 2, 2016 20:38

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

big scary monsters posted:

old timey yoswife: them banditos keep raiding the village. go into town and find us an ornery gunslinger, and if they have eggs bring back a half dozen

# ? Apr 3, 2016 03:08

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

This clown ain't big enough for the two of us

# ? Apr 3, 2016 03:16

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

High falutin' cloud computin'

# ? Apr 3, 2016 03:16

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

the gnu'd, the baud and the ugly

# ? Apr 3, 2016 03:21

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Time to log onto IRC. *lights fire, waves blanket over it*

# ? Apr 3, 2016 03:34

Clockwerk: Apr 6, 2005

go ahead, make me gay

# ? Apr 3, 2016 03:35

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

The rootin'est, tootin'est, computin'est cowboy east of the Allegheny

# ? Apr 3, 2016 03:37

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Clockwerk posted:

go ahead, make me gay

mods slap a sassy prob on this Dirty Harry referencing chuckfelfluck in the yospos Wild West thread tia

# ? Apr 3, 2016 12:24

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

the man who shot gregory viant faull
he was the bravest of them all

# ? Apr 3, 2016 12:31

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

Custer's Last STDIN

# ? Apr 3, 2016 19:59

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

Custer's Last STDIN

# ? Apr 3, 2016 20:37

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Shootout at the Golden Corral

# ? Apr 3, 2016 20:45

suffix: Jul 27, 2013; Wheeee!

listen boy, i like your drive but people ain't too friendly to new IDEs around here
meet me at south bridge

# ? Apr 3, 2016 20:50

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

have chome will travel reads the card of a man
a goon without armor in a savage forum

# ? Apr 3, 2016 20:53

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Citizen Tayne posted:

Shootout at the Golden Corral

closeup still shot of chocolate fountain as a big pool of blood drifts into shot

# ? Apr 3, 2016 20:54

suffix: Jul 27, 2013; Wheeee!

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

Custer's Last STDIN

when apache takes down your entire general custer and you don't have backup

# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:12

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

m'dame *tips cowboy hat, chews tobacco*

# ? Apr 3, 2016 21:45

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Migishu posted:

m'dame *tips cowboy hat, chews tobacco*

sighed as he drew his revolver

# ? Apr 3, 2016 22:34

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

https://www.dontstealmy.horse

# ? Apr 4, 2016 00:43

Clockwerk: Apr 6, 2005

Improbable Lobster posted:

sighed as he drew his revolver

it's twine!

# ? Apr 4, 2016 02:36

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

"You William Gates?"
"Yes, I am. Do you know my programming?"

# ? Apr 4, 2016 02:42

Brrrmph: Feb 27, 2016; Слава Україні!

angry_keebler posted:

i'm just glad that our new gbs friend dead gay son has come to share his posts with us in this thread

http://youtu.be/z0cxB2tVwgI

# ? Apr 4, 2016 02:45

Mahatma Goonsay: Jun 6, 2007; Yum

carriage return

# ? Apr 4, 2016 03:03

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

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Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

Western UNION ALL

# ? Apr 4, 2016 04:00

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

hatfields vs macintoshes

# ? Apr 4, 2016 04:12

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

billy the kid

# ? Apr 4, 2016 04:38

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

apache hangs after raid failure

# ? Apr 4, 2016 05:15

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Squizzle posted:

apache hangs after raid failure

# ? Apr 4, 2016 05:53

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Squizzle posted:

apache hangs after raid failure

# ? Apr 4, 2016 06:09

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Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Squizzle posted:

apache hangs after raid failure

# ? Apr 4, 2016 12:12

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