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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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PBS Newshour posted:

A cop, an alcoholic, and a marine biologist go on a fishing trip.

The alcoholic inherently knows the best fishing spots.

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ClamdestineBoyster
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A rollerblader is on a summer quest in search of the perfect hamburger. But he skates a little too far in to the waves and before you know it he is, wave skater :airquote:. He literally rollerblades on the ocean, it's totally sick and christlike. He gets mad pussy but he never finds the perfect hamburger and hangs himself with his salty rollerblade laces while his fans lick his face, all eating p decent hamburgers.

ClamdestineBoyster
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Mr. Fix It posted:

An Austrian family decides to move to Australia to beat the blues.

I like it. :frogon:

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dad gay. so what posted:

A hunchback lives in a bell tower in Paris

Rudy

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