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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I'm not too interested in Quantum Break but I feel like I'll be forced to update to Win10 from Win7 sometime for something

ehhhhhhhh windooowwwsssss

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

theultimo posted:

Metroid Xtreme Beach Volleyball

A space pirate spikes the ball right past a metroid floating on the other side of the net, fist bumps Ridley, and then they all run in terror as Samus blankets the area in missile explosions and ruins both the folding beach chairs and the fun

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I continue to be amazed how good Metroid Prime and Super Metroid are like a decade/2 decades later

like in that time period you would think a game that does what those games do as well or better would have happened but uhhhh

maybe I missed it

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Motto posted:

Kamiyalike

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I just don't have the time to do Dark Souls 3 right now, ugh

I finally have money to buy games more or less on a whim but like no time to play them; Nature's Cruelest Joke

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I'm playing Ratchet and Clank 2 and the starting bomb thingy just leveled up into a tiny nuclear weapon

the Blitz Gun also feels insanely satisfying to use


drat this game is already way better than the first one after only a few hours


everything just feels like it controls better

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

quote:

Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando (Japanese: ラチェット&クランク2:ガガガ!銀河のコマンドっす Rachetto & Kuranku 2: GaGaGa! Ginga no Komandossu lit. Ratchet & Clank 2: BangBangBang! Commandos of the Galaxy)

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I cannot get enough of High Quality Game Audio Rips

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UyILHTH90E

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
A Mass Effect-sorta-style thingy where you are Patrick Stewart on The Enterprise and you must make the correct choices given whatever weird and complex situation you find yourself in

Is that glowing moss rock actually a sentient being of sorts?
Has Worf's weeaboo Kilngon warrior poo poo gone too far this time?
Why is Geordi turning into a lizard man?
Do you violate the Prime Directive to blow up that asteroid hurtling towards Middle Ages Planet?

there is no real fighting but you must keep your wits about you in the most thrilling series of placid conference room discussions this galaxy has ever seen

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I'm excited for Nintendo to Say a Thing about the NX and the Next Zelda this E3

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

I said come in! posted:

Wii U owners are going to get royally screwed over. We all invested in a console that Nintendo promised would have amazing support from game devs, instead it became yet another Nintendo only system and its already being phased out with some of their biggest IPs not getting any games on it.

I got in after the price drop at which point it was apparent that the thing would be an exclusive Nintendo Box

feel pretty good about it man

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Guy Mann posted:

This is kind of what Consortium is only instead of Star Trek it's Thunderbirds and instead of the captain you're the security guy.

It is 4 dollars on Steam right now so I'm gonna try it


Ostentatious posted:

getting into ratchet & clank in a major way after this new game and was wondering which ones are the games of choice for the ps3

get the HD collection (first 3 games) and skip the first game, not worth playing IMO unless you wanna see how far the series has come

then like Crack in Time is the best Future game

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Not a lot of time to game this weekend but I discovered that I hate the dogfight ship battles in Ratchet and Clank 2

Maybe I'm doing something wrong

Thankfully it doesn't seem like they force all that many of them on you

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
It would be super neat if they ported the Wario Land game from Virtual Boy to 3DS

and any other worthwhile VB games; can't think of any other ones

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

corn in the bible posted:

none of the bioshocks were good in any way at all

I liked 1 and the charm had kiiiinda worn off by 2 even though it had better gameplay but they were both a fun time for me

I want more games with Art Deco stuff all over the place

And weaponized bees


I thought Infinite was Not Good

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Fun Gaming Fact:

Metal Gear Solid 3 and Bioshock 1 both feature the use of bees as weaponry and they are both good games

Coincidence?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

theultimo posted:

So does far cry primal

ah dammit

all my research

*sweeps scholarly Buck Bumble research papers off desk in disgust*

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Ahundredbux posted:

I'm considering replaying either some skyrim or new vegas but I can't decide which, help me, games chat

new vegas and roleplay as Judge Dredd

clean the filth from the wasteland

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
wait I thought they did do something to improve Arkham Knight on PC?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Oh gently caress I haven't played any games from 2016 yet

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I'm playing through a backlog and will buy new games when I need them I guess

Not like they're going anywhere

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
booooooooo DS2 health penalty

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
the reduced health thing is probably really more of a petty irritant in a game where many things can murder you like in 2 seconds but it's still annoying

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Ohhhhh, was that too hard?

Try it again with less health you bitch fucker dumbshit heh heh heh



DS2 you are a real rear end in a top hat sometimes

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I remember fighting him with the wooden sword

Why is the tankiest bruiser looking cyborg guy made of wet napkins

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
arrrgh but the sweetass vocals don't kick in until you break his shield and then he takes like 30 seconds to kill!

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
dangit just thinking about MGR:R makes me want to play it again

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Quest For Glory II posted:

I mean imagine if Nintendo put out a 2d Metroid on 3DS that was not much different from Zero Mission, just a new campaign

people would give it 15 out of 10, 120 metacritic user score

instead they're like "hey we're gonna try changing things up" and everyone goes BOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gently caress YOU

time has not healed the wounds that Other M inflicted upon us

don't pour any salt in those wounds Nintendo, not even a little bit

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I would be fine if they were releasing a Metroid game with changes and new ideas instead of what appears to be some kinda co-op shooter thingy(?) with a Metroid label slapped on it

release another Metroid game you assholes GIVE IT TO ME

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Little King was once a Little Prince, I assume

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Wind Waker has style for miles and looks great in HD

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

PantsBandit posted:

So they ported Lichdom Battlemage to consoles and it apparently averages <15 fps :lol:



Have the goddamn dignity to not release something that doesn't loving work. How hard is that.

lol they couldn't get the game to run properly and they just released it anyway

oh god the upwards of 2 minute loading times

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