April Chat Thread: Interesting and Thought Provoking Discussion

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Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

lol April fools

it's 8pm JST, I'm taking this back from those Australian time travelers. Two can play that game, boys.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 12:04

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# ? May 2, 2024 16:43

Adiabatic: Nov 18, 2007; What have you assholes done now?

MANIFEST DESTINY

# ? Mar 31, 2016 12:43

literally a fish: Oct 2, 2014; German officer Johannes Bolter peeks out the hatch of his Tiger I heavy tank during a quiet moment before the Battle of Kursk - c:1943 (colorized); Slippery Tilde

IT'S NOT EVEN APRIL IN AUSTRALIA YET

# ? Mar 31, 2016 13:21

The Prong Song: Sep 7, 2002; WHITE
DRIVES
MATTER

Yesterday I worked a 16 hour day and today I'm expected to do the same; if I don't make it tell my wife and kids I love them.

Someone is offering a non-running '79 Lotus Esprit S2 with "rough" interior on BAT and the asking price is 15K. Wake Forest NC - home of automobile deals inspired by drugs.

The Prong Song fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Mar 31, 2016

# ? Mar 31, 2016 13:50

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literally a fish posted:

IT'S NOT EVEN APRIL IN AUSTRALIA YET

SUCK IT YOU UPSIDE-DOWN WEIRDO. Also, April is the best month because it contains my birthday.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 14:05

Adiabatic: Nov 18, 2007; What have you assholes done now?

Sigma X posted:

Yesterday I worked a 16 hour day and today I'm expected to do the same; if I don't make it tell my wife and kids I love them.

I've been working 16 hour days since January, without getting paid for half of it, and I think I'm beginning to unravel a bit. Two classes wasn't a mistake, but I don't believe I fully grasped how prepared I was for it. Come on May, get on over here so I can take a break from school for the first time since August 2014.

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

April is the best month because it contains my birthday.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 14:09

Beverly Cleavage: Jun 22, 2004; I am a pretty pretty princess, watch me do my pretty princess dance....

Adiabatic posted:

I've been working 16 hour days since January, without getting paid for half of it, and I think I'm beginning to unravel a bit. Two classes wasn't a mistake, but I don't believe I fully grasped how prepared I was for it. Come on May, get on over here so I can take a break from school for the first time since August 2014.

I've been working 16 hour days since nearly 4 years ago. Suck it up buttercup.
;-*

(To me, the kids are worth it. )

# ? Mar 31, 2016 14:42

Adiabatic: Nov 18, 2007; What have you assholes done now?

Agreed. I'm in a foul mood this morning and need some mindfulness stat.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 14:53

Beverly Cleavage: Jun 22, 2004; I am a pretty pretty princess, watch me do my pretty princess dance....

Adiabatic posted:

Agreed. I'm in a foul mood this morning and need some mindfulness stat.

just keep in mind the adventure of your life that starts this weekend. something something mad choochoo power.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 15:00

corn in the fridge: Jan 15, 2012; by Shine

Hello April people

# ? Mar 31, 2016 15:07

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Boaz MacPhereson posted:

April is the best month because it contains my birthday.

Mine as well. Also the wife's. Our birthdays are the 6th and the 9th. Yeah, that's right.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 15:12

corn in the fridge: Jan 15, 2012; by Shine

My birthday is the 20th

# ? Mar 31, 2016 15:13

Wrar: Sep 9, 2002; Soiled Meat

I'm hoping April comes with a severe reduction of tree jizz. Everything in the area has a yellow-green sheen.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 15:15

Adiabatic: Nov 18, 2007; What have you assholes done now?

ssjonizuka posted:

just keep in mind the adventure of your life that starts this weekend. something something mad choochoo power.

IT WAITS
:siren:

# ? Mar 31, 2016 15:17

corn in the fridge: Jan 15, 2012; by Shine

Adiabatic posted:

IT WAITS

I almost bought an 06 forester xt for a ridiculously good price but it got sold out from under me

# ? Mar 31, 2016 15:19

Adiabatic: Nov 18, 2007; What have you assholes done now?

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and broken transmissions followed with him.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 15:24

Biodome: Nov 21, 2006; Gerry

El Jebus posted:

Mine as well. Also the wife's. Our birthdays are the 6th and the 9th. Yeah, that's right.

My girlfriend and I share the same birthday, April 22nd. :c00l:

# ? Mar 31, 2016 15:52

Applebees Appetizer: Jan 23, 2006

Working at a beach resort during spring break = :smithicide:

# ? Mar 31, 2016 15:54

The Prong Song: Sep 7, 2002; WHITE
DRIVES
MATTER

Biodome posted:

My girlfriend and I share the same birthday, April 22nd.

April 12th, baby. So many April birthdays in AI, who would have thunk it?

# ? Mar 31, 2016 16:03

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Adiabatic posted:

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and broken transmissions followed with him.

....so the horse was broken?

# ? Mar 31, 2016 16:06

Beverly Cleavage: Jun 22, 2004; I am a pretty pretty princess, watch me do my pretty princess dance....

CommieGIR posted:

....so the horse was broken?

I would say beaten, not broken.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 16:13

meatpimp: May 15, 2004; Psst -- Wanna buy

EVERYWHERE
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

Hi April Chat, it's March.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 16:25

Fender Anarchist: May 20, 2009; Fender Anarchist

i guess, that WE... were made the fools

# ? Mar 31, 2016 16:31

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

meatpimp posted:

Hi April Chat, it's March.

Nah, it's been April.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 16:51

ilkhan: Oct 7, 2004; I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.

Page 1 posting. Should be page 0, it ain't loving April yet.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 16:53

Seat Safety Switch: May 27, 2008; MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.; Pillbug

Adiabatic posted:

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and broken transmissions followed with him.

Can I get this bigger so I can put it on my wall

# ? Mar 31, 2016 16:56

keykey: Mar 28, 2003; Â Â Â Â Â

ilkhan posted:

Page 1 posting. Should be page 0, it ain't loving April yet.

1 is the new 0.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 16:58

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

ilkhan posted:

Page 1 posting. Should be page 0, it ain't loving April yet.

It's 1am, dude.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 17:00

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Phone posted:

It's 1am, dude.

Cheater. GMT is 4:00PM. Your local time is invalid :colbert:

# ? Mar 31, 2016 17:01

Adiabatic: Nov 18, 2007; What have you assholes done now?

CommieGIR posted:

....so the horse was broken?

# ? Mar 31, 2016 17:12

Tony quidprano: Jan 19, 2014; IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

Adiabatic posted:

This is beautiful.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 17:12

wallaka: Jun 8, 2010; Least it wasn't a fucking red shell

ilkhan posted:

Page 1 posting. Should be page 0, it ain't loving April yet.

This some kind of joke?

# ? Mar 31, 2016 17:16

Beverly Cleavage: Jun 22, 2004; I am a pretty pretty princess, watch me do my pretty princess dance....

wallaka posted:

This some kind of joke?

Welcome to the Internet comedy forums known as something awful.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 17:21

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Adiabatic posted:

Jesus.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 17:23

The Midniter: Jul 9, 2001

Why would I be getting better gas mileage after 43k miles? 2011 Kia Forte5 SX. I used to have to fill up every other Friday like clockwork but lately I've been hitting the two week mark with a quarter tank left. My driving style has not changed and I really only go from home to work to the gym to home...we take my wife's car everywhere else.

Also Enourmo and SAC should star in a sitcom together. The Odd Couple 2016 edition. Watch SAC rail lines off of his buddy's dong right outside Enourmo's bedroom door, as he's trying to study!! :v:

# ? Mar 31, 2016 17:25

Fender Anarchist: May 20, 2009; Fender Anarchist

E: ^^ at least coke doesn't loving stink

its fuckin go time, 1 hour left til thermo exam

i got like 4 hours of sleep and i havent eaten yet, but ive been studying all week and the material's starting to make some kind of sense

lets do this poo poo

# ? Mar 31, 2016 17:31

Somewhat Heroic: Oct 11, 2007; (Insert Mad Max related text)

This is not even the ground floor. This is the basement future postin here.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 17:33

wallaka: Jun 8, 2010; Least it wasn't a fucking red shell

ssjonizuka posted:

Welcome to the Internet comedy forums known as something awful.

April 1st, etc. etc.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 17:38

Tony quidprano: Jan 19, 2014; IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

Would there be any interest in having an automotive history thread? I'm a sucker for reading up on that stuff but by no means am I a good historian, but I do like the idea of swapping old car history stories.

# ? Mar 31, 2016 17:41

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Adiabatic posted:

Where can I get these stickers and do them make ones that are ej25 shaped?

# ? Mar 31, 2016 17:41

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